End Times Prophecy Report
May 15, 2013
Record cold in the Midwest, Northeast – As someone–who doesn’t spend a lot of time pursuing the ‘news’–put it just today, “Look outside. There’s something wrong with the weather. And it’s been this way for awhile!”
1939 Jay-Z photo and celebrity look-alikes from the Past – (h/t:E) Proof that “conspiracy talk” about elite bloodlines might be true? Especially check out Nicholas Cage pix. This is not the first time photos of Cage and past look-alikes have been published…
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that.”
Jerusalem family Tattooing Pilgrims for Centuries – (h/t:E) Hmmm…
The decline of the Colorado River – One of the main rivers of the Western USA is a mere shadow of its former self. Of course, they’ve been trying to kill this river for some time…
Doctors to man who beheaded bus passenger: You Need to Get out More – Life is cheap–and getting cheaper by the day–in our Culture of Death…
Most Magical Cave in the Entire World? – Pretty impressive set of pix with this article. Even creation testifies of the Creator…
“O.J. Simpson is back in court today. He’s trying to get himself a new trial. He was tossed into prison for a long time for stealing his own sports memorabilia. Double homicide, nothing. Stealing sports memorabilia, 30 years to life. O.J. is trying to get a new trial. His lawyer said, “Look, O.J., we’ve been through this before. It’s a long shot.” And O.J. said, “You know what? I think I’ll take a stab at it.””
Rolling Stone: “Mass release of floating radioactive particles in metro St. Louis” possible from inferno at landfill? Fire “smells like dead bodies” — 8,700 tons of nuclear waste nearby – (h/t:E) Underground fire has been burning nearly 2 years near St. Louis. Judge said to be “considering plan” about what to do about it. It’s fairly close to almost 9000 tons of nuclear waste. Could be like “one giant dirty bomb” according to one expert…
11-year-old Chinese girl found wandering on street with mouth sewn shut – “But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.” Matthew 18:6
Question: In California, you can not take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? (h/t:L) Answer at bottom of page.
“Dead” Man wakes up at own funeral as mourners are paying respects – obviously there was no embalming…
Florida quietly shortens yellow light time in traffic lights resulting in more red light traffic camera tickets – That’s one way to make up tax shortfalls…
“Why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to pick up their prescriptions while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front? (h/t:T)
81% Think Immigrants From Countries with Terrorist Ties Should Be Screened More Closely – This means nearly 1 in 5 think immigrants from countries with terrorist ties SHOULD NOT be screened more closely?!?
STUDY: Border still open – One of those famous “dog bites man” studies.
“On Friday, a truck in Ohio overturned on a highway and spilled hundreds of hot dogs. It got even more annoying when another truck came along and spilled two less buns.”
“A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it’s just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.”
FBI opens probe of IRS – Fox Guarding Hen House ALERT #1. Why not just have the Justice Dept. do the ‘investigation?’ Oh, wait… the FBI is part of the Justice Department…
Wal-Mart steps up inspections of factories in Bangladesh, remains ‘elusive’ – Fox Guarding Hen House ALERT #2
“Why don’t we ever see the headline, “Psychic wins Lottery?” – (h/t:T)
Facebook Scam Alert: What really happens when you ‘like’ – The temptation to write “absolutely nothing” was overwhelming…
“It could probably be shown through facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except for Congress.”
–Mark Twain 1885
Chem-trail pilot writes “LAST CHANCE” above New York City with his jet (video) – At least he has a sense of humor…
Syrian Civil War: Not Just about Syria – Next on CNN: Is it really dangerous to juggle chainsaws?
“A Tampa taco restaurant has pulled lion meat tacos from the menu due to protests from animal rights activists. However, lions announced today they will continue eating humans whenever they get the chance.”
“Don’t go to God for forgiveness of sins, come to me.”
–pope John Paul II, in the Los Angeles Times, December 12, 1984
Amazon launches own currency: Coins – Does the world really need another penny?
Q: In California you can not take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: Because you would need a camera to take a man’s picture, not a wooden leg.
by Jeremiah J. Jameson
with Mondo Frazier