End Times Prophecy Report

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End Times Prophecy Report
HEADLINES
May 15, 2013

IRS tells pro-life ministry to promote Abortion

Record cold in the Midwest, Northeast – As someone–who doesn’t spend a lot of time pursuing the ‘news’–put it just today, “Look outside.  There’s something wrong with the weather.  And it’s been this way for awhile!”

1939 Jay-Z photo and celebrity look-alikes from the Past – (h/t:E) Proof that “conspiracy talk” about elite bloodlines might be true?  Especially check out Nicholas Cage pix.  This is not the first time photos of Cage and past look-alikes have been published…

“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that.”
–Jay Leno

Jerusalem family Tattooing Pilgrims for Centuries – (h/t:E)  Hmmm…

The decline of the Colorado River – One of the main rivers of the Western USA is a mere shadow of its former self.  Of course, they’ve been trying to kill this river for some time…

Doctors to man who beheaded bus passenger: You Need to Get out More – Life is cheap–and getting cheaper by the day–in our Culture of Death…

Most Magical Cave in the Entire World? – Pretty impressive set of pix with this article.  Even creation testifies of the Creator…

“O.J. Simpson is back in court today. He’s trying to get himself a new trial. He was tossed into prison for a long time for stealing his own sports memorabilia. Double homicide, nothing. Stealing sports memorabilia, 30 years to life.   O.J. is trying to get a new trial. His lawyer said, “Look, O.J., we’ve been through this before. It’s a long shot.” And O.J. said, “You know what? I think I’ll take a stab at it.””
–David Letterman

Rolling Stone: “Mass release of floating radioactive particles in metro St. Louis” possible from inferno at landfill? Fire “smells like dead bodies” — 8,700 tons of nuclear waste nearby – (h/t:E) Underground fire has been burning nearly 2 years near St. Louis.  Judge said to be “considering plan” about what to do about it.  It’s fairly close to almost 9000 tons of nuclear waste.  Could be like “one giant dirty bomb” according to one expert…

Parents: British schoolgirl murdered by health care workers in India in order to harvest her organs – Culture of Death…

11-year-old Chinese girl found wandering on street with mouth sewn shut – “But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”  Matthew 18:6

Question: In California, you can not take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not?  (h/t:L) Answer at bottom of page.

“Dead” Man wakes up at own funeral as mourners are paying respects – obviously there was no embalming…

Florida quietly shortens yellow light time in traffic lights resulting in more red light traffic camera tickets – That’s one way to make up tax shortfalls…

“Why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to pick up their prescriptions while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front? (h/t:T)

81% Think Immigrants From Countries with Terrorist Ties Should Be Screened More Closely – This means nearly 1 in 5 think immigrants from countries with terrorist ties SHOULD NOT be screened more closely?!?

STUDY: Border still open – One of those famous “dog bites man” studies.

Mormon canneries east of the Mississippi to close beginning in June

Exploding Manholes set cars on fire, cut power in Brooklyn

“On Friday, a truck in Ohio overturned on a highway and spilled hundreds of hot dogs. It got even more annoying when another truck came along and spilled two less buns.”
–Jimmy Fallon

Putin again warns Netanyahu hands off Syria

Mexican volcano looks like it’s ready to blow

Mexico’s ‘Popo’ volcano spews ash, molten rock

On Alaska Peninsula, another volcano awakens

“A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it’s just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.”
–Craig Ferguson

The Six Healthiest foods you’re probably not eating – (h/t:L)

Convicted Abortion Doc gets life in prison

FBI opens probe of IRS – Fox Guarding Hen House ALERT #1.  Why not just have the Justice Dept. do the ‘investigation?’  Oh, wait… the FBI is part of the Justice Department…

Wal-Mart steps up inspections of factories in Bangladesh, remains ‘elusive’ – Fox Guarding Hen House ALERT #2

“Why don’t we ever see the headline, “Psychic wins Lottery?” – (h/t:T)

Facebook Scam Alert: What really happens when you ‘like’ – The temptation to write “absolutely nothing” was overwhelming…

IRS asked for Facebook posts, reading lists and thoughts

Syrian rebels battle Assad’s troops near Damascus

Associated Press gets the Obama treatment

Britain hit by snow, 65-mph winds and a town gets a month’s rain in one day

“It could probably be shown through facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except for Congress.”
–Mark Twain 1885

Document: IRS ordered conservative educational group to turn over a list of high school students they trained

Chem-trail pilot writes “LAST CHANCE” above New York City with his jet (video) – At least he has a sense of humor…

China conducts test of new anti-satellite weapons

Syrian Civil War: Not Just about Syria – Next on CNN: Is it really dangerous to juggle chainsaws?

“A Tampa taco restaurant has pulled lion meat tacos from the menu due to protests from animal rights activists. However, lions announced today they will continue eating humans whenever they get the chance.”
–Jay Leno

Pentagon unilaterally grants itself power over ‘civil disturbances’

Hezbollah to open ‘new front’ in Golan Heights

Gog and Magog, Protectors of London

NIGERIA’S NEW BIOMETRIC ID cards double as ATM cards

“Don’t go to God for forgiveness of sins, come to me.”
–pope John Paul II, in the Los Angeles Times, December 12, 1984

Judge goes off deep end to suppress Christians

UK residents baffled by sudden appearance of ‘bubble storm cloud formation’

Massachusetts police investigate reservoir trespassing by foreigners

More Horror: Babies’ heads twisted off

Amazon launches own currency: Coins – Does the world really need another penny?

Q: In California you can not take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not?
Answer: Because you would need a camera to take a man’s picture, not a wooden leg.

by Jeremiah J. Jameson

with Mondo Frazier

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