End Times Prophecy Report
March 14, 2014
“To celebrate Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, the Globe Theatre has plans to perform “Hamlet” in every country in the world, including North Korea. Said one North Korean official, “Do you need a skull? Because we can get you a skull.”
“New reports show that the Crimean vote to join Russia on Sunday did not include an option for “no.” There were only two boxes on the ballot, one for “yes,” and one for “murder my family.”
IRAN: Iran general: ‘Our hands are on the trigger’ to destroy Israel – Will Israel-Iran become the world’s next hot spot?
John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi extend invite to pope Francis to address Congress – Why not? The Dalai Lama offered prayers to pagan gods in the Senate. Boehner and Pelosi are both of the Catholic persuasion. Boehner released the following statement:
“The Holy Father’s pastoral message challenges people of all faiths, ideologies and political parties. His address as a visiting head of state before a joint meeting of the House and Senate would honor our nation in keeping with the best traditions of our democratic institutions.”
Congress appears to be sending messages designed to provoke unease in the Christian population.
Latest estimate of the illegal alien population is that it exceeds the number of unemployed – But which number of the unemployed? The real number or the one that the Feds are using?
Ex-Massachusetts senator Scott Brown makes moves in New Hampshire – That political elites are mercenary figures should have been apparent to Americans a long time ago. Brown has such a hunger to serve.
Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of ex-NJ senator commits suicide – Money can’t buy love nor happiness. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn’t even rent it.
“They arrested some guys here in New York City for selling counterfeit ChapStick. I was part of the scam. I bought some. I knew immediately it was counterfeit because the lid didn’t come off in my pocket.”
Guess what millennials: You’re going to be just like your parents – Possible but highly unlikely. Unless their parents were sociopathic slaves of the police state…
“Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.”—2 Peter 3:3-4
Zombie Attack! (foreclosures, that is) – Daily Zombie Link
60 percent say that air travel can never be made completely safe from terrorism – Especially the government-sponsored variety…
SURVEY: Americans believe marijuana is safer than sugar – The media’s demonizing of sugar has apparently succeeded.
“A family called the police because their cat cornered them in a bedroom. They would’ve climbed out the window but their hamster was blocking the way.”
“The cat was apprehended and received a sentence of four to nine lives.”
Solid Rock Church idol struck by lightening – From June 2010
“In Florida, the town of Hampton has been found to be so corrupt the state may dissolve it, basically ending the town’s existence. Which of course begs the question: How bad of a town do you have to be to be an embarrassment to Florida?”
“In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.”
“In Denver this week they’re hosting a marijuana job fair. Who will be attending? Companies that want to hire stoners and stoners who want to work. So I don’t think anyone’s going, really.”
Fatal diseases of the past could ravage humanity again – Especially if they have a little “help”…
Snow Storm fizzles as temperatures warm for weekend – But that’s not what we were hearing two days ago…
QUAKE: 5.1 Seram Indonesia
QUAKE: 6.3 Kyushu Japan
QUAKE: 5.4 Aleutian Islands Alaska
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: End Times Prophecy Headlines: March 13, 2014
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by Jeremiah J. Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier
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