End Times Prophecy Report

Bible prophecy in Today’s headlines.

End Times Prophecy Report
HEADLINES
April 1, 2014
APRIL FOOL’S DAY

And OPINION

This post certified prank-free.

===INTERNATIONAL

KOREA: They’re shooting; Koreas trade fire, residents in shelters – Time for the media to switch to a little Korean war action for awhile.  As always, at some point, the talking stops and the shooting (for real) starts.

SOUTH KOREA: South Korea’s dress rehearsal for War

NORTH KOREA: Signs of earthquake off N.Korea prompts nuclear test fears

CHINA: Americans need to get ready for a world dominated by China

CHINA: Residents of Chinese city line up to breathe fresh air out of a bag – Before China can conquer the earth, they’ll  they’ll have to fill up a bunch of those bags…

UN REPORT: Global warming dials up our risk of living

RUSSIA: The numbers Vladmir Putin doesn’t want you to see

RUSSIA: Why Russians long for the Soviet Union

===NATIONAL

Obama and the Gang hanging out – Animated GIF.  Used this animation back after Barack Obama first got elected.  It’s funny.

ICE releaseed 68,000 convicted criminals aliens in 2013 – That’s the way ICE rolls…

John Kerry mocks those who deny climate change – John Kerry has to mock: take away the money he’s married and his secret society Skull N Bones charm and a multitude of attitude is about all the guy has left.

===MISCELLANEOUS

FLOOD WARS: The Gospel of Salvation lost at sea; NOAH the move: a Review

Fatal Shooting at Columbus State Univesity

There are too many fish in the sea – That’s a twist.  Of course, Revelation 8:8-9 will take care of that.

(VIDEO) Warning! Censorship of Christians happening now – (h/t:F) American Christians are looking to persecution and censorship–and there certainly is some of that happening–but it appears the enemy has been much more successful at simply corrupting the Christian message.  Why stop a corrupt message?  While Christians are looking intently for censorship, corruption of the God’s Word is taking place right in front of their noses.

Is Wyoming ready for a Zombie Apocalypse? – Daily Zombie Link

Report: MSNBC in real trouble

Is this the Best April Fools ever?

9 Foods that should be April Fools jokes but aren’t

“Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.”
—John 13:16

“He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.”
—Isaiah 53:3

“For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet.”
—Psalm 22:16

“And one shall say unto him, What are these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall answer, Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.”
—Zechariah 13:6

“It is enough for the disciple that he be as his master, and the servant as his lord. If they have called the master of the house Beelzebub, how much more shall they call them of his household?”
—Matthew 10:25

Soda sales drop to lowest in 20 years in USA

We already know how to cure death, but should we? – The depths of man’s stupidity and arrogance will never be reached.

“I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.”
—John 9:4 – (h/t:M)

Meet Milton Wolfe, Obama’s Crazy cousin– Another political fable for our time.

The stealth tank that can disguise itself to look like a car and appear to disappear at the touch of a button

”I will not fight the devil, I will walk on him.” Dirt diggin days are over spring up, increase.  Even the smallest amount of faith is enough to kick the Devils brains out”
— [Jesse Duplantis railing at the devil, in spite of Scripture’s clear commands not to do so.] (Nov.29, 2000).

It’s time to build a real Jurassic Park

Is your calling and election sure?  Do You Know Jesus?

American companies’ overseas cash hits nearly a trillion dollars

“for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
—Revelation 18:23

(VIDEO) Almost 30 seconds worth of Badmitton smashes and rally

Match made in heaven?  Jill Duggar falls in love with dad’s former prayer partner

IHOP’s BRIDAL PARADIGM: Eschatology that’s not in the Bible

(VIDEO) Done with Sin: The Bride defeats the Beast –  Interesting teaching.  From the comment this writer left at YouTube:

The Christian church in the end times is hurting.  The satanic whore of Babylon Church is all-powerful.  Neither church defeats the beast.  Jesus defeats the beast in Revelation 19:11-21.  Read it.  It’s pretty straightforward.  It’s really hard to mess it up.

Nowhere in Revelation–nowhere in the Bible–does it say that the Bride defeats the beast.  The Bride defeating the beast is a deception from the coming whore of Babylon Church.  In fact, the whore Church (which will show power and lying wonders from Satan) hunts down and kills the ones who remain true to the Bible and Jesus.

Matthew 24:22 – “And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.”

Those days are shortened by Jesus coming back to stop the beast and his Whore Church (which preaches that it is the Bride) from killing the saints.  People who don’t know their Bibles will flock to fill up the whore Church.

People from every kindred, tongue and nation will worship the beast.  Why?  Because they are deceived.  They think they are honoring Jesus, but they are deluded.  (They also would rather be in a Church with power, miracles and lying wonders than be persecuted as the Bible says the true saints are.)

The woman in the video gets it right (don’t add or take away from Revelation) but then she spends over half the video adding to the Book.

She seems pleasant enough.

Unfortunate.

Do You have the Peace that Passeth All Understanding?

MIke Bickel and the International House of Prayer: The Latter Rain Redivivus – New Age Gnosticism wrapped up in a shiny Christian overcoat.  An easy way believers can tell when someone is preaching gnosis: though they may be shouting “UNITY!” at the top of their lungs, the doctrine always seeks to divide the body of Christ.  From the linked article [a quote by Bickel]

“We’re not absent for the great tribulation, now listen carefully, the church causes the great tribulation. What I mean by that – it’s the church, it’s the praying church under Jesus’ leadership that’s loosing the judgment in the great tribulation in the way that Moses stretched forth his rod and prayed and loosed the judgments upon Pharaoh. The church in the tribulation is in the position that Moses was before Pharaoh but it won’t be a Pharaoh and Egypt, it’ll be the great end time Pharaoh called the antichrist and the book of Revelation is a book about the judgments of God on the antichrist loosed by the praying church.”

Phrases like “chosen generation.” “raising up an army,” “passion,” “last days army” and “Presence” are very popular. A heavy emphasis will be placed on signs and wonders.  Feelings and experiences.will increase; the Word of God decreases.

“There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling; One Lord, one faith, one baptism, One God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.”
—Ephesians 4:4-6

Gnosticism always seeks to split the one body of Christ in two: those who are partakers of a super-spirituality (many times through secret knowledge, but also through purification rituals, extreme self-denial and spiritual cleansing practices) and everybody else.  Like the serpent, gnosticism always promises great rewards but at the end of the day, delivers nothing but death.

The peddlers of gnosticism have more clever, more Christianized names in 2014 America.  But it doesn’t matter what they call it.

It’s still antichrist deception.

IHOP – The Perils of Passion

The Bridal Paradigm – The overt sexual nuances of IHOP don’t have to be taught for the Bridal Paradigm to be in error. Teaching the Bridal Paradigm as eschatology is a few bible verses wrenched out of context amid much speculation.  Nowhere in Scripture does it say that the Bride of Christ will rule or rise up in the last days before Jesus returns.

What is the Bridal Paradigm and is it Biblical?

EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE

Ebola outbreak in Guinea unprecedenteed epidemic

California Earthquakes 2014: Los Angeles trembles in anticipation as it awaits the Big One

QUAKE: 3.2 greater Los Angeles area

QUAKE: 5.4 Xizang

QUAKE: 5.2 North Island NZ

QUAKE: 5.5 northern Chile

QUAKE: 5.6 eastern New Guinea PNG

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by Jeremiah J. Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier

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