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HEADLINES
May 23-24, 2015
And OPINION
===INTERNATIONAL
IRAN: Iran enters Iraqi fight for key oil refinery
RUSSIA: Moscow issues travel warning over US ‘hunt’ for Russians
ISIS: ISIS claims it can buy nuke – Oh, ISIS can probably get a few nukes on credit.
ISIS: CLAIM: Infinitely greater threat of nuclear attack on USA by ISIS
CHINA: China jamming US drones
Ukraine, World War 3: What does the Bible Say?
USA War against the Muslims: Almost Time
Nuclear Holocaust: The End of the World According to Satan
===NATIONAL
Senate Republicans give Obama new powers – Well, that’s the story being told. Is there anyone who doesn’t know that the political story of Republican vs Democrat is one big, controlled sham?
“First lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don’t worry, Vice President Biden is going to be OK.”
–Conan
POLL: Voters remain cool to the idea of US boots on the ground in Iraq – That will change.
HILLARY Emails: HRC discusses speculation about her health
Hillary Clinton’s poll numbers keep inching downward
“Chelsea Clinton has written a children’s book titled “It’s Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired & Get Going.” It’s a great book to read to your workaholic toddler.”
–Seth Meyers
Air Force decides not to court martial the general who mentioned God – Notice they hardly ever say “Jesus.” That’s a name pretenders can’t stomach.
Military aircraft goes off runway into bay; pilot forced to eject
Rand Paul still holding up surveillance bill – We’ll see.
“This week presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced a new bill that would make four-year college tuition free. Which was great news, unless you were the student who was just walking out of your graduation.”
–Jimmy Fallon
5 reasons the Iowa straw poll does not matter – It really doesn’t. But mostly in ways that this article will not explore.
The House Just Passed A Bill About Space Mining
3 Baby Boomer presidents are enough – Agreed. However, a puppet is a puppet regardless of age.
“The government released hundreds of documents seized from Osama bin Laden’s compound. Among the items is a job application for al-Qaida. It’s like a regular job application except it asks questions like, “Where do you see yourself exploding in the next five years?”
–Jimmy Kimmel
“How bad must it feel to not get the job with al-Qaida. “We don’t feel you are right for the job at this time.”
–Jimmy Kimmel
Mike Huckabee: Leave Josh Duggar alone – Pretend Christian Mike Huckabee slyly defends molester.
The Duggars’ political connections run deep
TLC Pulls Duggar Family Series Amid Misconduct Reports
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
THE GOSPEL
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-4 – (h/t:B)
===MISCELLANEOUS
Hath God Said? The World’s Alternate Authorities to God’s Word
The first thing the serpent did when tempting Eve in the garden was to challenge God’s Word. The world is doing the same thing every day in hundreds, perhaps thousands, of ways. The world raises up its own authorities to compete with God.
Underground Bunkers in the End Times: Will they Work?
As oil extraction jobs dwindle, a Memorial Day fill-up will cost $14 more
MEMORIAL DAY QUOTES: 20 Quotes to Enjoy a Memorial Day Cookout by
California Crews Struggle To Contain Nine-Mile Oil Spill With Booms
(GRAPHICS) Some common misconceptions about our relationship with sin
List of Unusual Wikipedia Articles – Many of these articles truly are unusual in nature. To get on this list, Wikipedia has seven criteria. They are:
- The article is something you would not expect to find in a standard encyclopedia.
- The subject is an unusual combination of concepts, such as cosmic latte, death from laughter etc.
- The subject is an anomaly: something that defies common sense, common expectations or common knowledge, such as Bir Tawil, Märket, Phineas Gage, List of snow events in Florida etc.
- The subject is well-documented for unexpected notoriety or an unplanned cult following at extreme levels, such as Ampelmännchen or All your base are belong to us.
- The subject is a hoax of significant success, such as Sokal affair or Mary Toft.
- The subject might be found amusing, though serious.
- The article is a list or collection of articles/subjects meeting the criteria above.
This NPR Correction May Be The Greatest Of All Time – A correction of a correction of a correction. And it was still wrong.
Is Jesus Restoring Families? What did Jesus Say?
Federal Reserve mystified over 1st quarter slow growth
Report: New Grads can’t really afford to live anywhere – It doesn’t take $80,000 of debt and four lost years of indoctrination to live with family or friends.
Weighing The Promises Of Big Genomics – DNA for sale.
There Are Major Theological and Scientific Problems With A Young Earth – An article so full of error (logically, scientifically and Biblically for starters) that it will require a separate article by this writer to list them all. And so, a separate article will be forthcoming in the near future. From a site featuring a dangerous mixture of truth and error claiming to be Christian.
(VIDEO) The roller coaster was invented to save America from Satan
Looking Beyond a Church’s ‘Statement of Faith’ – Do you want to know if a church is part of the New Apostolic Reformation?
New Apostolic Reformation: An Introduction to the Movement
Moment gay lovers who met through internet dating site discover they are long-lost BROTHERS after taking a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle show – Age of consent and incest are the next gay marriage. This is a modern take on the incest taboo.
TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY
On May 23, 2013 End Times Prophecy Report opened its website to the public. We had 19 visitors that first day. A little over 7 months later, we recorded our biggest day: over 70,000 visitors (Which is quite a big day!)
To God goes all the glory.
Thanks to God. Thanks to all of the readers. Thanks to everyone who has ever written something for ETPR. Thanks to anyone who has ever left a comment. Thanks to all of our subscribers and newsletter readers.
Here’s a list (at random) of a few of our most popular articles during our first 2 years.
- New Year Quotes: 30 New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day Quotes
- Foreign Book Sellers with Accents Going Door-to-Door Asking for Information about Children
- Ebola in America: What does the Bible Say?
- Persecution, Tribulation, Troubles, Trials: What the Bible Says to Christians
- ABOUT End Times Prophecy Report
- Do You Know If You’re Going to Heaven?
Once more, thank you everyone.
11-year-old graduates from college with 3 degrees, 4.0 GPA – Is the 11-year-old really, really smart? Or is college really, really dumbed down?
Police arrest 70-year-old woman who shot robot after 22-hour standoff
Witchcraft in America in the End Times: Part 2
Witchcraft in America in the End Times: Witches in the Statehouse
===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE
Videos capture strange trumpet sounds coming from the sky —Experts can’t say exactly what it is
Metabiota Pulls In $30 Million In Funding To Help Predict The Global Spread Of Disease
“Scientists working on The Syracuse University Lava Project have discovered how to grill a steak using lava. The hard part is getting the cow up on the volcano.”
–Seth Meyers
MEDITATION, MINDFULNESS: Depression, mania, psychosis
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
Puppet Masters of Public Opinion: The Corporate Media
Corporate Media: Satan’s Mouthpiece is the Author of Confusion
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are never close to the ways that the media and history portray them.
HOW Big A Problem Are Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs? - Another manufactured problem.
What Motivates Extreme Athletes?
MORE: IF You Ask, Everyone Will Tell You They Are a Good Person
WHY Professors Should Never Have Affairs With Their Students – Surprise The most obvious reason (fornication) isn’t mentioned.
The History Of PTSD And The Evolution Of Trigger Warnings
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