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January 1, 2016
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“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
—Matthew 24:4
Welcome to 2016!
To commemorate the first few days of the New Year, over this long weekend we’ll include some jokes of the last 7 years from the late night comics.
This seemed a better choice than to include all of the “Best of” and “Worst of” lists which the Corporate Media churns out the last day or two of each year. Such lists are usually compendia of narratives (stories).
At this point, all we’ll say about the coming year: 2016 should prove to be highly, HIGHLY interesting.
===INTERNATIONAL
WORLD: Cancellations, Restrictions, Tightened Security Worldwide for New Year’s Eve
GERMANY: German police warn NYE ‘terror attack’ planned in Munich
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES: Fire engulfs downtown Dubai’s high-rise Address hotel
UNITED KINGDOM: UK Gov’t Issues Statement On Possibly Banning Trump From Britain
“Yesterday in France, there were no injuries when a passenger train hit a truck full of shampoo. However, some of the passengers are believed to be in critical conditioner.”
–Jimmy Fallon (July 2010)
SAUDI ARABIA: Saudis face fuel price jump under new austerity plan
BELGIUM: Belgium holds three people over New Year’s attack plot
World War 3 Watch: December 21, 2015
Ukraine, World War 3: What does the Bible Say?
USA War against the Muslims: Almost Time
Nuclear Holocaust: The End of the World According to Satan
CLIMATE CHANGE: The End of the World According to Satan
===NATIONAL
“In her fight against childhood obesity, first lady Michelle Obama is urging communities to make fresh produce more available to young people, even in liquor stores. If your kid is hanging out at the liquor store, obesity is the least of your problems.”
–Jay Leno (September 2010)
Chaos in Carson campaign as top aides resign
“A new poll found that 1 in 5 Americans believe President Obama is a Muslim. Remember during the campaign, when he was criticized for belonging to Reverend Wright’s church? What happened to that?”
–Jimmy Kimmel (August 2010)
Undercover Muslim: The Deception Of Barack Obama
“President Obama’s approval rating dropped again. Things are so bad, Muslims are accusing him of being Christian.”
–Jay Leno (September 2010)
CNN Anchor Shocked To Learn There Are 14 Women Who Claim Bill Clinton Sexually Assaulted Them [VIDEO]
“Donald Trump is running for president. He’s not the kind of guy that would stage something like this for publicity.”
–David Letterman (October 2010)
Hillary Clinton is not a feminist – Oh, I don’t know. A pretty good argument can be made that feminism is just a modern face for the ethos of witchcraft.
“This week in 1861, the first federal income tax was instituted to pay for the Civil War. These days, we don’t worry about that kind of stuff. Our wars are paid for by our grandchildren.”
–Jay Leno (August 2010)
At Trump South Carolina rally, rival Cruz casts long shadow
“Nov. 2 is Election Day. Americans will cast their votes and everything will remain exactly the same as it was before.”
–Jimmy Kimmel (October 2010)
FBI Thwarts New Year’s Eve Terrorist Attack In New York City
“[US Senate candidate from Delaware] Christine O’Donnell said she dabbled in witchcraft and her opponent, Chris Coons, had no comment. He wanted to comment but he lost his voice, went blind, and came down with boils.”
–Jay Leno (September 2010)
Feds to House Up to 1,000 immigrant children in Lakewood, Colorado facility
The facility at the Federal Center will be the largest of its kind in the country.
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
THE GOSPEL
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
===MISCELLANEOUS
New Year’s Quotes: 30 New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day Quotes
Exalting Satan: End Times Deception in the Churches
The Gospel is Hidden to Those who are Lost
“Last week, Australian scientists discovered tractor beams and this week, they discovered that bats have regional accents. Is there anything Australian scientists can’t do?”
–Craig Ferguson (September 2010)
HOW to spot a psychopath
Meet Knightscope’s Crime-Fighting Robots
“Mayor Michael Bloomberg proposed turning the city’s excess dumpsters into swimming pools. Nothing says summer in New York City like packing a picnic lunch and heading to the dumpster.”
–David Letterman (July 2010)
Demand for ‘panic rooms’ growing
Underground Bunkers in the End Times: Will they Work?
Underground Bunkers for the End Times: What does the Bible Say?
“A company is marketing a smaller airplane seat called the “sky rider.” It’s part seat and part saddle, and it’s meant for first class. In coach, you have to get on all fours and they tie you to a hitching post.”
–Jay Leno (September 2010)
PRAY ALWAYS: End Times Preparation
Gadgets around us will keep getting smarter, like it or not – “Smarter” = “Able to record what we’re doing”
New Jersey daredevil falls to his death as he tries to climb Midtown’s Four Seasons Hotel with friend to take pictures
“Bedbugs were also found in government buildings in Washington D.C. I can’t believe they have to deal with those blood-sucking pests. Poor bedbugs.”
–Craig Ferguson (October 2010)
‘Ritualistic sacrifice’ not ruled out in child’s death
Investigators have not ruled out that “ritualistic sacrifice” played a role in the death of a 3-year-old discovered in a suitcase with what appeared to be a knife wound to the chest, the Bay County Sheriff’s Office reported Wednesday.
New Contagious Cancer Found In Tasmanian Devils
“A new study says that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat would care one way or the other.”
–Jay Leno (July 2010)
Fight breaks out at Newark anti-violence rally (PHOTOS)
The Sinkhole Hunters
“IHOP, the International House of Pancakes, is suing a church that calls itself the “International House of Prayer.” To avoid the lawsuit, the church group will change their name to “Kentucky Fried Christians.”
–Jay Leno (September 2010)
Jobless Claims Soar 20,000 to Hit 6-Month High
Pope: Remember the good news is sometimes hidden by bad
In the final hours of 2015, Pope Francis is encouraging humanity to hang on to recollections of good deeds, so that gestures of goodness can be seen triumphing over evil.
“Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.”
—Psalm 53:3
“Pope Benedict admitted that the Catholic Church didn’t act fast enough against priests accused of sexual abuse. Although it wasn’t that encouraging when he promised to do better “next time.”
–Jimmy Fallon (September 2010)
End of meat? Former Stanford scientist seeks meat alternatives for the masses
Hamburger prices falls amid oversupply of fatty meat
The Case Against Spanking
“Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.”
—Proverbs 22:15
END TIMES DECEPTION: Stubbornness, Idolatry and a Desire for Lies
END TIMES DECEPTION: The Staged False Reality of TV, Smartphones
===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE
Midwest Flooding: Interstate 55 Closed Near St. Louis
Record Snowfalls hit Canada, Mexico, Texas & China – ‘Insanely cold’ in Calif. – Peru sees ‘heavy snowfall’ in Summer
“Dentists always tell you that X-rays are harmless, and then they throw this lead blanket on you and leave the room.”
–Craig Ferguson (July 2010)
Could High-Dose Vitamin D Fight Multiple Sclerosis?
No global warming at all for 18 years 9 months – a new record – The Pause lengthens again)
Climate Change or Word of God: Make Your Choice
Coming Water Shortage: Drinking Water Vanishing from the Planet?
Ebola in America: What does the Bible Say?
Global Warming: What does the Bible Say?
End Times Survival, End Times Preparation
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
The Corporate Media
What is Media Mush?
Puppet Masters of Public Opinion: The Corporate Media
REBRANDING EVIL: The Corporate Media is Satan’s Mouthpiece
Corporate Media: Satan’s Mouthpiece is the Author of Confusion
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
HOW Trump could win it all
“As the World Turns” has been on for 54 years. Some of the cast members are really old. Although, on CBS, once you reach 95, you get to host “60 Minutes.”
–Craig Ferguson (July 2010)
Will YOU live forever? Presidential candidate claims technology to transform us into immortal cyborgs is within reach
MORE: The Two Lies of the Serpent: Still Being Told Today
Hope for Alzheimer’s sufferers as first ever vaccine ‘attacks tangles in the brain which cause memory loss’
MORE: Science: A Collection of Stories
Did This Extinct Human Species Commit Homicide?
MORE: Science: A Collection of Stories
The World Is Racing to Build a Moon Base — Here’s What It Could Look Like – Talk, talk, talk. Blah blah blah.
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