End Times Prophecy Report
January 2-3, 2016
“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
SAUDI ARABIA: Saudi beheadings soar in 2015
“On a recent worldwide math test, American teenagers ranked 25th out of 34 countries. When they heard this, American teens said, “Yea right, like there are 34 countries.”
–Conan (December 2010)
Obama administration has failed to prosecute gun violators – SO, Obama has announced–Very, very publicly–that he’s going to ‘control guns.’
BUT, he’s increasing the amount of gun dealers and he doesn’t prosecute those who violate the gun laws. Gun sales have set record after record during Obama’s terms. The gun manufacturers have NEVER had a friend in the White House like Barack Hussein Obama.
SO, should readers be looking at what Obama says?
OR, should readers look at what he’s actually doing?
Things aren’t so bad because of Obama; here’s 4 bad things that haven’t happened yet – Obviously we have a little over a year left in Mr. Obama’s term–assuming he finishes it out.
Although he is young and in reasonably good health.
“Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner had to go to the hospital today because of a kidney stone. On the bright side, the stone was the first thing in months passed by a member of the Obama administration.”
–Jimmy Fallon (December 2010)
“Donald Trump denies that he’s pretending to run for president to gain publicity for his TV show. He says that anyone that says is this is clearly an “apprentice,” and they deserve to be fired on Thursday at 9:00.”
–Conan (March 2011)
Seeking an American to lead the world – There’s a very, very good chance that America will find such a man in 2016.
Even now, the skids are being greased for this man to enter the White House.
“Nancy Pelosi is throwing a party to celebrate her time as speaker of the House. If you would like to get her a gift, she’s registered at Bed, Bath and Don’t Blame Me.”
–Jay Leno (November 2010)
“Fox News announced today that Glenn Beck will leave his show later this year. It’s nothing personal. He just wants to spend more time with the voices in his head.”
–Jimmy Fallon (April 2011)
Advocates push for the U.S. Postal Service to offer basic banking – Sure, let’s put the people who lose your mail in charge of your money.
“President Obama hosted Republican leaders for lunch at the White House. Obama had to do without salt, bread, pepper, and butter, but not for health reasons. The Republicans refused to pass anything.”
–Jay Leno (February 2011)
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
“The top things people give up for the new year are junk food, alcohol, smoking, and gambling. So basically, people are giving up on 7-Eleven.”
–Jay Leno (January 2011)
“Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. Please don’t judge Lindsay Lohan until you’ve stumbled a mile in her shoes.”
–David Letterman (January 2011)
“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.”
–Conan (November 2010)
All stories are the same – Especially the ones told by government/media and science.
“A Charlie Brown Christmas” was just on. According to a recent poll, most Americans think Charlie Brown is a Muslim.”
–David Letterman (December 2010)
Since it is evidently an issue with many, I will clarify my position on Christmas once and for all, just so there is no misunderstanding.
“At the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, LG unveiled a line of appliances that can send text messages. Would you want appliances that can text you? You’re in a business meeting like, “Excuse me, I have to take this. It’s from my can opener.”
–Jay Leno (January 2011)
The fate of police officers who kill often rests in the hands of the prosecutors they typically work alongside. Amid calls for reform led by the White House, a Guardian analysis reveals district attorneys cleared colleagues in more than 200 cases this year.
“A man in West Virginia was arrested for planting explosives in his yard to scare away cats. He was charged with three counts of being from West Virginia.”
–Jimmy Fallon (March 2011)
“Travelers can now get flu shots at JFK Airport. That’s good, because whenever I see how things are run at an airport, my first thought is, “These people should be in charge of more stuff.”
–Jimmy Fallon (November 2010)
“In Dallas, a warehouse full of energy drinks caught fire. Firefighters say the fire raged for five hours and then totally crashed.”
–Conan (February 2011)
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
Outsourcing the Mentally Ill to Police – We’ve heard more and more about the mentally ill in the Corporate Media. IS this because of compassion?
The old USSR used to use “mental illness” as a way to discredit and imprison its critics.
Expect the USA to invest millions in ‘mental hospitals‘ which look a lot like prisons.
A Physicist Dreams Of Catching Dark Matter In The Act – “Dark matter“: can’t see it; can’t measure it; can’t even describe it.
How do the witchdoctors who wear the white lab coats know “dark matter” exists?
Because others who write similar stories have said it exists–but they’re leaving the details up to someone else with a better imagination.
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by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier
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