End Times Prophecy Report
April 16-17, 2016
“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
NORTH KOREA: North Korean missile launch a ‘catastrophic’ failure – The North Koreans will be portrayed as cartoonish, second-rate opponents who are a joke.
Right up until they let the hammer down and Americans (at least the survivors) will be boo-hoo-hooing it to anyone who will listen.
Which the great majority of the world will not be.
UKRAINE: Europe’s forgotten war
“Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared on a call-in show for Russian television and he actually took questions. The most common question Putin got was, “Will I ever see my family again?”
UNITED KINGDOM: UK terror arrests in probe ‘linked to Europe attacks’
A group of contestants on Donald Trump’s former reality TV show “The Apprentice” put their old boss in the hot seat, saying the GOP front-runner should not be president.
“After Donald Trump said that the Republican primary process is unfair, the RNC chairman responded that Trump should have known the rules a year ago. In Trump’s defense, he didn’t expect anyone would fall for this a year ago.”
A lot of Trump’s biggest supporters can’t vote for him because they are all registered Democrats – So many of those on the payroll can’t vote for Trump and many of those paid to show up at Trump events and cheer wildly for him can’t vote for him either because they’re from other states.
It’s not just Trump’s kids who can’t vote for him—members of his staff and some of his TV surrogates may love their man, but they can’t cast their ballot for him on Tuesday.
“Yesterday Trump met with one of his arch nemeses, Megyn Kelly. They talked for an hour. In the end they agreed to put aside their differences and get back to what’s important, which is getting white people very angry.”
U.S. Army approves 22 women officer candidates for possible combat units – When the USA gets hammered in this next war, there will be plenty of blame ready and waiting to go around.
None of it, of course, will fall on the US military itself. Well-publicized and promoted decisions like this one will be brought up, discussed and cursed.
“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
Mississippi governor signs law allowing armed church security – So much for putting your faith in God.
Five Gay College Basketball Coaches Speak From The Closet – “Homophobia” is that imagined illness one has if he doesn’t throw himself down and worship the The Great Gay. Most heteros are like “Whatever. Just leave me alone.”
But the Great Gay is not about leaving anyone alone. It’s about “Accept me and give me your full-throated approval or you are a homophobe.”
Actually, like so many other things in our modern life, it’s about rebellion and overthrowing God’s order.
It was NEVER about “rights.” It was ALWAYS about full acceptance and approval.
It was only pretended to be “Live and let live” at the very beginning.
Nevada Rancher: The founding fathers didn’t create a government like this – Sure they did! Who else?
They created an executive branch that could spawn endless amounts of executive enforcers. The founders created a supreme court of nine, unelected persons who decide what rights the constitution contains. Who else but the famous founding fathers created Congress? They own it: lock, stock and barrel. They created EXACTLY what we have today. Read their papers. Read the ones who came before the founders.
Anyone who says differently is historically ignorant or is selling something.What’s this rancher trying to sell?
Bed Bugs developing thicker skin to combat insecticides – Some days, Satan’s Mouthpiece is shameless.
“The CEO of AMC, one of the biggest movie theater chains in the world, said they might start letting people text during movies. I guess young people aren’t going to the movies because you can’t use your phones. Pretty soon the only difference between a movie theater and your house will be the soda all over the floor.”
University students struggle to read entire books – That could either be a reflection on university students or the quality of the books they’re reading.
People search the Internet for information about “What will happen to Christians in the end times?”
Here’s two clues:
#1 – There’s very little true information to be had by Googling. All one needs to know is in the Bible.
It’s too bad very few believe the Bible.
#2 – The great, vast majority won’t have to worry about what happens to Christians in the end times because there are so very few Christians in the world.
“Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.”
What happens to Christians in the end times?
Some die. Some get martyred. Some are imprisoned.
While the world believes those to be horrible fates, the Christian knows if he suffers any of the above for the name of Jesus Christ, it’s all glory for eternity.
But few there be…
Some believers make it through to meet Jesus in the air on His return.
But no matter what happens: it’s all good.
Charles Manson Follower Leslie Van Houten’s Role in 1969 Killings – Up for parole.
Canada’s Government Introduces Bill To Legalize Physician-Assisted Suicide – Assisted suicide is assisted murder.
And enough of it goes on every day in the death-with-dignity death houses which litter the landscape of America.
But they want to make it all nice and legal-like.
Tweaks will also be made to its Hormel chili products and Dinty Moore beef stew.
SATAN IS FOR REAL
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
Some claim the devil doesn’t exist.
Some claim he is an invention of Christianity, though Satan was a matter of record thousands of years before Christianity ever came into existence.
Some claim the devil is all that and a bag of chips.
Between the deceived who don’t believe he exists and the wicked who KNOW he does (but pretends he doesn’t), Satan has pulled his greatest trick ever on this hot mess we call MODERN LIFE.
Too bad because one can’t resist what one denies exists.
And so the deceived world (the wicked being perhaps the most deceived of all) will spin down the abyss; wondering what happened as they fall into perdition.
The wicked, the lost and the deceived could have proved to themselves Satan was real, that he was lying to them and that he was always going to wind up in the lake of fire.
“And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.”
But very few of them cared enough to check.
Many of them don’t trust the media, the government, anyone older, their parents, the elites: in short, they don’t trust anyone.
But they trust their eternity to a known liar.
“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”
And for what?
A few laughs?
Some weak-tea demonic power trips?
It’s getting late in the day.
But it’s not yet too late to change directions.
“Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.”
The battle over the Sea-Monkey fortune – The same guy who invented the Sea-Monkeys also invented those X-ray Specs which used to grace the inside covers of comic books for years.
When asked if we should jail climate change deniers, Bill Nye (The Science Guy) didn’t exactly say he was for it, but certainly didn’t say he was against it either. Watch the video!
3 best ways to trip without drugs – This is a baby step toward accessing illegitimate supernatural power.
At least 44,000 people evacuated following 6.4-magnitude quake that killed at least nine
“A new study suggests that consuming vegetable oils might actually be worse for a person’s health than eating butter. Replied Americans, “We’re gonna do both, just to be safe.”
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
Kasich: ‘I am going to leave Cleveland as the nominee’ – It could happen–if it was in the mystery of iniquity’s script, which one suspects it is not.
The “Kasich is going to be the nominee” fakeness has been spread by agents of disinformation over the past 7-10 days to distract from the methodical work of the real nominee as he nails down step 1 of a 2-step plan.
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by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier
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