It is not known of any instances where a hot dog figured into someone’s salvation.
However, to commemorate the Fourth of July–one of the few days the hot dog is the main course of meals across America–we present the following: a paean to the lowly hot dog.
A hot dog (also spelled hotdog), also known as a frankfurter (sometimes shortened to frank), dog, or wiener, is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a partially sliced bun. It is a type of sausage sandwich.
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council estimates Americans consume 20 billion hot dogs a year.
Hot Dog Fast Facts and Frequently Asked Questions about Hot Dogs
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“It is estimated that 150 million hot dogs will be consumed on the Fourth of July, and another 50 million eaten by a depressed Paula Deen.”
-–Jimmy Kimmel, 2013
“Oh, this is pretty crazy. Oscar Mayer just created a new drone that can drop hot dogs from the sky. So…your move, Russia.”
–Jimmy Fallon, 2017
“While 150 million hot dogs sounds like a lot, that number actually dropped 3 percent from last year. According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, the slump in sales is due to the increase in raw material costs. Maybe hot dog sales are declining because the people who eat them regularly die.”
-–Jimmy Kimmel, 2013
“A minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania is selling a hot dog wrapped in cotton candy topped with Nerds candies. And instead of condiments, every one of those comes with a cry for help.”
–Jimmy Fallon, 2018
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
Q: What do you call a hot dog race?
A: Wiener takes all.
Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
A: After a very frank relationship.
Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/hotdogjokes.html
Lastly, though hot dogs are part of Modern Life, the reader should not become overly-fond of hot dogs: hot dogs are things of the world.
“Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.”
–1John 2:15
It is not YET too late: there is still time to change direction (repent), place your faith for the future entirely on Jesus Christ and enter the kingdom of heaven.
DOES the reader believe he is saved?
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DOES the reader believe he is NOT saved?
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THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
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[Portions of this piece originally appeared in End Times Prophecy Headlines: July 4, 2018.]
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