End Times Prophecy Headlines: March 17, 2022

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March 17, 2022



“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
Matthew 24:4


“The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky


WORLD: World Economy Braces For Supply Chain Chaos As COVID Closes China  

UKRAINE: UN Chief Warns War Is Hurting Poor Countries

UKRAINE: Zelensky Says “Ukraine Must Recognize It Will Not Join NATO” As Ceasefire Talks Resume

RUSSIA: What Ukraine war news looks like from Russia

RUSSIA: Russia announces sanctions on Biden and several top US officials

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SAUDI ARABIA: Petrodollar Cracks: Saudi Arabia Considers Accepting Yuan For Chinese Oil Sales

NATO: NATO Chief: There Will Be ‘High Price to Pay’ for Russian Use of Chemical Weapons

NATO: NATO Moves Ahead With Military Drills In Europe, Deploys 30,000 Troops

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St. Patrick's Day

The (Not so) Secret History of St. Patrick’s Day – As with most celebrations in the USA, things are not as they seem.

Readers should be aware that this article has a fair amount of speculation.

Still, readers should be EVEN MORE aware that “St. Patrick’s Day” isn’t some ancient Irish drinking holiday featuring green beer and funny hats.

As is usual, there is a fair amount of the occult contained in all of these public celebrations.


965 days until Election Day 2024

Days left in Joe Biden’s Term: 1041

“Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
H. L. Mencken

SATAN’S MOUTHPIECE: The Corporate Media

Russia sanctions Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki

Biden signs massive spending bill into law that dedicates billions to Ukraine aid – Unlike the War on Poverty and the War on Drugs, spending money does not mean as much in a REAL war.

“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
-–The Who, Won’t get fooled again

Russia imposes sanctions on US officials, but accidentally ‘sanctions’ Joe Biden’s father

Joe Biden Didn’t Do This

“President Obama said he’s set up a task force to look into high gas prices. He’d look into it himself, but he’s busy working on those NCAA tournament brackets.”
–Jay Leno (2012)

“A Donald Trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to fog. At one point the fog was so thick, Trump supporters couldn’t even see who they were punching.” (2016)
–-Jimmy Fallon

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“People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don’t need politics, they have jobs.”
-—P.J. O’Rourke

QUOTES: A Few Thoughts on Voting

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Winston Churchill

Others might insist that a five-minute conversation with one of the political puppets is the best argument against democracy.

Things of This World: Faith and Trust in Politics

“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics: George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

POLLS: Another Way to Lie

Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?

“Political campaigns today are all side shows, all honors, all bombast, glitter, and speeches. These are for the most part unrelated to the main business of studying the party scientifically, of supplying the public with party, candidate, platform, and performance, and selling the public these ideas and products.”
Edward Bernays, Propaganda (1928)

POLLS: The Fiction of Polls and Public Opinion

“There is no public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
–Winston Churchill

The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Polls

“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
John 20:31

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16



“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
1 Corinthians 15:1-8

“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19

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Sarah Palin - I was FORCED to keep quiet about Obama

(VIDEO) Sarah Palin was Right – A TV ad for the 2014 elections.

Interesting because of the political dynamic to which it appeals.

The last 60+ years of American history have been a tale of excesses; first by one party, then the other.  The American people, led by their faith in their constitution and their leaders’ assurance–often in direct contradiction of what the Bible said–that they were doing the “will of God” have ping-ponged from one party to another in search of that which they will not find in the political world.

  • 1952-From Truman(D) to Eisenhower(R)
  • 1960-From Eisenhower(R) to Kennedy/Johnson(D)
  • 1968-From Johnson(D) to Nixon/Ford(R)
  • 1976-From Ford(R) to Carter (D)
  • 1980-From Carter(D) to Reagan/Bush I(R)
  • 1992-From Bush I(R) to Clinton.(D)
  • 2000-From Clinton(D) to Bush II(R)
  • 2008-From Bush II(R) to Obama.(D)
  • 2016…and so it goes.

Roughly every eight years, DC’s elite play their own little game of Rope-a-Dope and guess who the “dope” is?

The worse things get, the more Americans scratch their heads and wonder “Why?

And any who put any faith in Sarah Palin or the Republicans or ANY political party to right the ship of America will continue to scratch their heads and wonder “Why?

REMINDER: In 2010, Americans went to the polls and kicked the Democrats out of Congressional control because of ObamaCare.  The GOP has controlled Congress since January 2013.

Has there been any changes?

Of course not.

However, there have been many excuses why Republicans have not been able to deliver on their basic promises of the 2010 election–especially on ObamaCare.

We live in a fallen world.  Those who place their hopes in the schemes of man–a political party, a social cause, a church movement–to accomplish what the Bible says will not happen until Jesus Himself come back, are deceived.

Sarah Palin–or any politician or church movement leader–will not lead America, the world or mankind from their fallen state of sinfulness.

Do You Know Jesus?

“Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.”
Romans 1:21


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Vice President Kamala Harris’ husband tested positive for COVID-19

Senate Passes Resolution To Undo Transit Mask Rule; Romney Only Republican To Vote With Dems

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
–Franklin D. Roosevelt

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“It’s weird the way we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in America. Can you imagine if Ireland had a holiday where everyone dressed up like Benjamin Franklin and drank red, white, and blue beer? It would seem like they are making fun of us, right?”
–Jimmy Kimmel (2012)

Child Tax Credit expansion creates refund roller coaster

Zelenskyy to address US Congress Wednesday (VIDEO)

COVID is ‘not over,’ but CDC says most of America doesn’t need to wear a mask. Should you listen? – It’s highly doubtful America EVER needed to wear a mask, but that’s another story…

SHINY End Times Stories



Col. Sanders

KFC: Colonels of Truth – (NOTE: There is a bit of vulgarity and a couple instances of swearing in this piece.)

But it is an interesting history of Colonel Harland Sanders, the man who became a mega-millionaire after the age of 70.

Okay, that’s interesting.

But what makes this an extra interesting narrative is that Col. Sanders shares many of the same experiences as other very wealthy people–regardless of age.

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PREDICTION: Pelosi Will Never Actually Reopen the U.S. Capitol

“Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg have signed on to make a new Indiana Jones sequel set for release in 2019. It will be like the other movies, but now when he cracks his whip the sound is actually coming from his knees.”
–Seth Meyers (2016)


Everyone LOVES to hear and see DRAMA, right? And really: what is more exciting than manufactured drama? And what is more dramatic than an apparent feud among the beautiful people, right? Particularly if the “feud” is between celebrities, politicos or royal nabobs?

IN FACT, the rich and celebrated almost never disagree: they engage in feuds–sometimes for decades after they have ceased being celebrated for anything else. What would the beautiful people do with themselves if not for their never-ending feuds?

Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) has always had a problem: what to do when too many of the rich and celebrated have NOTHING “newsworthy” to do. When the media gets tired of reporting what the rich and celebrated are wearing, they turn to the tried-and-true method of of fake “feuds” to generate cheap, plastic “news.”

One popular singer’s entire marketing campaign over the years seems to have been based on engaging in one “feud” after another. But, as the “victims” appear to be primarily the singer’s “fans,” it’s hard to get too worked up over the ruse.

Sports, politics and celebrity culture, European royalty–wherever the rich and celebrated congregate: these are the arenas where readers can most often find stories of “feuds.

Oh–and pro wrestling…

One can depend on those who labor for the mystery of iniquity to act, in not only an EVIL manner, but also in a very repetitive one as well. Case in point: when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.

Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder, “Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan

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MJF’s mother pauses their feud to make a wish on his birthday

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Free Will

Is Free Will Just An Illusion? – This is a discussion the Corporate Media has been anxious to undertake.

One suspects that if one does not have free will, then one bears no responsibility for one’s decisions.

This imaginary debate within the media has been happening for some time.

MORE:  Free Will: Debate over Free Will is an End Times Deception

The Deadly Head Wound

Man Arrested After Shootings Of Homeless In New York, DC

Here’s what permanent Daylight Saving Time would mean for San Antonio and South Central Texas

“And yesterday Rick Santorum greeted the locals by telling them if Puerto Rico wants to become a state, they need to start speaking English. Only Rick Santorum would go to someone’s native land and tell them they’re speaking the wrong language.”
–Jimmy Kimmel (2012)

What Staying in Daylight Saving Time Year-Round Would Mean for NYC and Tri-State

New California law prevents enrollment drop at UC Berkeley

Mobile home residents and advocates say a bill in the Iowa House won’t do enough to protect them

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peas in a pod

Is Ted Cruz, born in Canada, eligible to run for president? – Probably not.

However, Cruz’s situation is an almost identical mirror image of Barack Obama’s: BOTH claim their legitimacy  is due to their US-born mother.

However, Obama also claimed to be born in the USA (though he supplied no real proof).

Cruz was clearly born in Canada.

It will be interesting to see if the same people who dedicated time, effort and money to document Obama’s illegal presidency will do the same for Cruz (who is on the opposite side of the political spectrum).


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2.6 magnitude quake in Gainesville NY jolts area residents

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“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
H. L. Mencken

Hotter temps bring more pollen — meaning climate change will intensify allergy season

Climate change” is responsible for almost ANYTHING!

IF it is hot, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is cold, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is dry, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is wet, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

“Heads I win, tails you lose.”

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“I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.”
–P. J. O’Rourke

…and now that it’s cleaner and more clear, the elite spin their fables, trying to create fear over “climate change.”

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The Need to Redefine the Term Drought – Yes.

The old definition is making it very HARD to write compelling stories about the phenomenon.

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“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)?

One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do.

ALL political “news” is narrative.

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American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.”
H.L. Mencken

“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”

“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press

“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it.”
Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda

Journalists” are story-tellers.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Sometimes, there is an element of truth in their stories, but truth is not a requirement of what they do.

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
–Adolf Hitler, Propaganda, the Big Lie and Adolf Hitler: 20 Hitler Quotes on Propaganda

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Small asteroid strikes Earth’s atmosphere mere hours after its discovery – After ignoring the earth for thousands of years, apparently the asteroids are making up for lost time.


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tea: the ordinary; the familiar

Most people HUNGER for the ordinary routine of everyday life. They may not even be aware that they LOVE their routines so much–until a time of mass chaos strikes.
— The Snare of Familiarity: A Touch of the Ordinary

Mass chaos is VERY MUCH a part of the end times.

“And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows.”
–Matthew 24:6-8

War, famine, pestilence, earthquakes: and this is only the beginning of the last days.

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One constant running through all of the many, many, MANY tall tales about outer space which are offered DAILY in the Corporate Media (Satan’s Mouthpiece) is the siren song of outer space (or somewhere which supposedly occupies a spot in outer space) serving as a place of ESCAPE and salvation for the hard-pressed population of Earth to run to in times of disaster.

Meanwhile, tidal wave of excuses pour forth DAILY for man not having bumped into ANY of the MANY ETs which apparently are eagerly awaiting our contact.

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