End Times Prophecy Headlines: March 31, 2022

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March 31, 2022

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“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
Matthew 24:4


“The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky


UKRAINE:  Ukraine’s Military Says Russia Now Partially Withdrawn From Kiev; Pentagon Calls It Deceptive “Repositioning”

ISRAEL: At least five dead in shooting near Tel Aviv

RUSSIA: List of companies still buying Russian crude oil

RUSSIA: More US troops likely to deploy to Europe amid Russia-Ukraine war, general tells senators

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CHINA: Shanghai under lockdown amid growing outbreak

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GERMANY:  German States Outlaw Letter “Z” Displays As Ukraine Asks World To Criminalize

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Alaskan first-graders suspended for plotting to poison their classmate – This is a Public Service Announcement for “See Something, Say Something.”

As a spokesperson for the police department put it:

“The important lesson here is to really teach your kids if they hear something like this, something where someone intends to do harm to someone else, they should tell someone that they trust right away.”

This is Hear Say, Say Something.

This is preemptive See Something, Say Something.


951 days until Election Day 2024

Days left in Joe Biden’s Term: 1027

“Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
H. L. Mencken

SATAN’S MOUTHPIECE: The Corporate Media

Biden is skeptical Russia is scaling back operations in Kyiv

Biden Budgets Billions For Climate, “Environmental Justice”, & Global Gender Equity – More of the same…

“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
-–The Who, Won’t get fooled again

Top Biden Economist Says Farmers To Increase Crop Production On “Price Signals” To Avert Food Shortage

Blasé Biden’s inflation will doom Democrats this November

Joe Biden Just Isn’t Built for This Commander in Chief Thing

“There are rumors that Ted Cruz has had affairs with up to eight different women. Ted Cruz refuses to answer questions about the scandal, but he is accepting high-fives.”
–-Conan (2016)

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“Wherever there’s injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it’s happening.”
-—P.J. O’Rourke

QUOTES: A Few Thoughts on Voting

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Winston Churchill

Others might insist that a five-minute conversation with one of the political puppets is the best argument against democracy.

Things of This World: Faith and Trust in Politics

“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics: George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

POLLS: Another Way to Lie

Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?

“Political campaigns today are all side shows, all honors, all bombast, glitter, and speeches. These are for the most part unrelated to the main business of studying the party scientifically, of supplying the public with party, candidate, platform, and performance, and selling the public these ideas and products.”
Edward Bernays, Propaganda (1928)

POLLS: The Fiction of Polls and Public Opinion

“There is no public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
–Winston Churchill

The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Polls

“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
John 20:31

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16



“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
1 Corinthians 15:1-8

“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19

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necessary evil

POLL: Most Americans support torture against terror suspects – Media polls are another way for Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) to lie.

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”
–John 8:44

The first modern instance of “We have to do bad things to keep you safe” was, ironically enough, declared by George Orwell (author of the police state novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four).

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Those who ‘abjure’ violence can do so only because others are committing violence on their behalf.”

Orwell’s quotes help provide the underpinnings for all those who maintain torture is a necessary evil.

But there will NEVER be a lack of men in the government, the media, literature, military, culture, intelligence services, entertainment–in short any field controlled by the mystery of iniquity–who agitate for “necessary evils.”


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An Applebee’s franchise group fired an executive who said higher gas prices and inflation mean stores can pay less because people are desperate for any money to make ends meet

Debate-dodging takes off in midterm campaigns

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
–Franklin D. Roosevelt

Trump asks Putin to release any info about Hunter Biden

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“John Kasich is in third with 18 percent, but he says he won’t give up. He’s vowed to keep running. He’s going to keep running until one person in America can identify him by face and then he will stop.”
–-Jimmy Kimmel (2016)

U.S. authorizes second COVID booster for Americans 50 and older

General Walks Back Biden Remarks on US Training Ukrainian Troops in Poland

Avocado Prices Rocket To Decade High As Mexican Production Set To Plunge

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We the People

What would it take to keep the West safe from terrorism – This is a question the media CANNOT answer truthfully in any way, shape or form.

To do so would be disastrous for their masters; for those who toil in the darkness.

So instead, readers will be offered pieces like the linked one which offers more of the same: lies, half-truths and justification for all of the chaos, police state crackdowns and round-ups which are to come.

Basically the linked article is saying: “We can’t keep you safe, but after the next terror attack (if you don’t want any more), you should let us just do whatever we want and forget all about that quaint document you seem to put so much faith in called the constitution.

Which is what is going to happen anyway.

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As gas prices hit record highs, one renewable alternative to fossil fuel gas comes from food waste, farm sludge and sewage.

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How TSA bomb-sniffing dogs are trained

“Scientists have invented sensors that you can mount onto your teeth to track your diet from inside your mouth. Or, you could just eat less.”
–Conan (2018)


Everyone LOVES to hear and see DRAMA, right? And really: what is more exciting than manufactured drama? And what is more dramatic than an apparent feud among the beautiful people, right? Particularly if the “feud” is between celebrities, politicos or royal nabobs?

IN FACT, the rich and celebrated almost never disagree: they engage in feuds–sometimes for decades after they have ceased being celebrated for anything else. What would the beautiful people do with themselves if not for their never-ending feuds?

Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) has always had a problem: what to do when too many of the rich and celebrated have NOTHING “newsworthy” to do. When the media gets tired of reporting what the rich and celebrated are wearing, they turn to the tried-and-true method of of fake “feuds” to generate cheap, plastic “news.”

One popular singer’s entire marketing campaign over the years seems to have been based on engaging in one “feud” after another. But, as the “victims” appear to be primarily the singer’s “fans,” it’s hard to get too worked up over the ruse.

Sports, politics and celebrity culture, European royalty–wherever the rich and celebrated congregate: these are the arenas where readers can most often find stories of “feuds.

Oh–and pro wrestling…

One can depend on those who labor for the mystery of iniquity to act, in not only an EVIL manner, but also in a very repetitive one as well. Case in point: when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.

Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder, “Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan

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Pagan Purity Balls

Are “Christian purity balls” still a thing?

Are Christian purity balls reflective of ancient virginity cults? – In-depth answer to a question examined yesterday.

There are several disturbing things about the rites, rituals and doctrine created in these last days by supposedly Christian folk.

1- They add to the Bible.

“Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.”
Deuteronomy 4:2

2- Almost always, it’s a pagan, mystic, Hebrew or other worldly practice which is brought into the churches, brushed off and given a Christian name and–voila!  It’s suddenly okay for church folk to use?!?

The only reason there are not more pagan idols in America’s “Christian” churches these days is that there’s no room for them all.

No one wants to talk about the golden calf in the room–everyone’s too busy dancing around it to notice.

Bravo! to the idea of purity: that is in the Bible.

Boo! to the idea of purity balls: chapter and verse, please?

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Big population drops in Los Angeles, San Francisco transforming urban California

Florida Gov DeSantis: Disney ‘crossed the line’ with criticism of ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill

Mayor Lightfoot Assigned 70 Chicago Cops To Personal Security Detail Created In 2020

“If IF’s and BUT’s were fruits and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas!”
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Illinois Governor Invested In Company With $2.6 Billion In State Contracts

California reparations to be limited to descendants of enslaved people, taskforce decides

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Superpowers in the end times

Twilight of the Superheroes – Packed to the brim with meaty, chunky narratives.

IF there were truth-in-labeling laws for the Corporate Media, this article would reveal more narratives per pound than almost any other.

The increasing darkness of Superman, Batman, and their brethren are indicators of the American public’s anxiety.

It does contain a glimmer or two of the truth.

 For the characters on the screen as well as for the people in the seats, being a superhero has become the norm.

It is true: the media, entertainment and culture is pushing everyone to accept the lie that they have super powers. This is an introduction to being comfortable with demonic power.

SUPERPOWERS: Superpowers in the End Times

The award for best set-up for a completely fraudulent answer goes to the following.

 Whereas other hybridized superhero stories, like the pseudo-heist film Ant Man (2015), or the gritty noir Jessica Jones (2015), have contrived to settle their protagonists into an ethical grey area, Suicide Squad eliminates all pretense and contrivance. Its grey area is more tar pit. And its arrival represents the uncovering of the harsh truth at the core of the superhero mythos.

​The “harsh truth at the core of the superhero mythos” is the same as the cravings of witchcraft or the desire behind illegitimate supernatural power: a hunger for power​ and control.

Regardless of whatever words are spoken to the contrary.



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“The weather here in New York was sunny, but chilly. Or as meteorologists call it, “The Hillary Clinton.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2016)

Wild weather: Severe storms, tornadoes target millions across the US. Here’s the timeline.

Climate change: Wind and solar reach milestone as demand surges

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“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
H. L. Mencken

Reading up on plastics and climate change

Climate change” is responsible for almost ANYTHING!

IF it is hot, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is cold, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is dry, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is wet, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

“Heads I win, tails you lose.”

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“I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.”
–P. J. O’Rourke

…and now that it’s cleaner and more clear, the elite spin their fables, trying to create fear over “climate change.”

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As drought pushes east, more intense wildfires are sparking in new areas

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“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)?

One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do.

ALL political “news” is narrative.

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American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.”
H.L. Mencken

“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”

“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press

“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it.”
Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda

Journalists” are story-tellers.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Sometimes, there is an element of truth in their stories, but truth is not a requirement of what they do.

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
–Adolf Hitler, Propaganda, the Big Lie and Adolf Hitler: 20 Hitler Quotes on Propaganda

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high places

“And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.”
-—Leviticus 26:30

CLUES: Remember where the pagans set up their idols?  What does God promise for those constructing such whorish high places?

And yet there are Americans who are busy setting up their own high places–all the while maintaining they are worshiping Jesus.

“Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places.”
Numbers 33:52

The heathen set up high places and groves [green spaces] to worship their pagan, demonic ‘gods.’

“Ye shall utterly destroy all the places, wherein the nations which ye shall possess served their gods, upon the high mountains, and upon the hills, and under every green tree:”
Deuteronomy 12:2

“Happy art thou, O Israel: who is like unto thee, O people saved by the LORD, the shield of thy help, and who is the sword of thy excellency! and thine enemies shall be found liars unto thee; and thou shalt tread upon their high places.”
Deuteronomy 33:29

“And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree. And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.”
1 Kings 14:22-24

“And the children of Israel did secretly those things that were not right against the LORD their God, and they built them high places in all their cities, from the tower of the watchmen to the fenced city. And there they burnt incense in all the high places, as did the heathen whom the LORD carried away before them; and wrought wicked things to provoke the LORD to anger”
2 Kings 17:9, 11

“Moreover he made high places in the mountains of Judah, and caused the inhabitants of Jerusalem to commit fornication, and compelled Judah thereto.”
2 Chronicles 21:11

YET, the few believers do not struggle against the human idolators alone, but against those who have deceived and enslaved those humans using trinkets, parlor tricks and lies.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.”
Ephesians 6:12

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This is the single most deadly prophetic heresy in many years. It is based on something real, and on biblical Jewish feast days. But this teaching now promoted by John Hagee is profoundly heretical and violates the very words of Jesus Christ.

There seems to be a bit of historical revision going on here.  This writer knows of one group who celebrated the “first blood moon” last fall with a bonfire (as noted in these parts on more than one occasion.) Also, there were articles trumpeting the first blood moon in autumn 2014.

Yet, the author of the linked piece claims the blood moons don’t start until April 15.

There are other points in this post over which to be alert but the link is provided for the warning about the Four Blood Moons hoax which has the apostate churches in a tizzy.

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