End Times Prophecy Report
December 31, 2016-January 1, 2017
[NOTE: Continuing what we started in 2016:
To commemorate this last day of 2016 and the first couple of the New Year, over the next few days, we’ll include some jokes of the last 7 years from the late night comics.
This seemed a better choice than to include all of the “Best of” and “Worst of” lists which the Corporate Media churns out the last day or two of each year. Such lists are usually compendia of narratives (stories).
At this point, all we’ll say about the coming year: 2016 should prove to be highly, HIGHLY interesting.]
“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
RUSSIA: Putin says he’s waiting for Trump as he opts not to expel US diplomats – AS IF expelling diplomats really meant something.
“Kim Jong-il said that – if provoked – North Korea would not hesitate to use it’s nuclear weapons in a “merciless offensive.” I just hope no one is stupid enough to provoke that fat, little weirdo.”
–Jimmy Fallon (June 2009)
Important dates on the Electoral College calendar (Nov 8 2016-Jan 20 2017)
1402 days until Election Day 2020 – Will it happen?
“President Obama has put healthcare back in the news. President Obama says he wants to create a national healthcare plan that’s both affordable and easy to use. The insurance industry says they’ll fight the plan with Congressmen who are both affordable and easy to use.”
–Conan (June 2009)
Trump deportation plan could be ‘impossible’ – They will never run out of reasons why the promises they made cannot be fulfilled.
“It’s impossible, period,” said John Sandweg, who was acting director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in 2013 and 2014.
“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
–The Who, Won’t get fooled again
Obama has engaged an eleventh-hour torrent of regulation, executive orders and diplomatic snubs, throwing tacks in the road ahead of Donald Trump. Kellyanne Conway is calling shenanigans, warning Thursday night that new computer hacking sanctions against Russia have a political motivation.
“The White House and Senate Democrats are working on a new jobs bill. The White House says this new jobs bill could create twice as many non-existent fake new jobs as the last one.”
–Jay Leno (November 2009)
“Have you folks seen the blockbuster summer movie ‘Hangover?’ The movie is about what happens after a wild night of drinking. And, you know, I did that once, where you wake up and you realize you’d done something. That was a couple of months ago – I got married. ‘Hangover,’ by the way – now here’s a little confusion. Don’t confuse ‘Hangover’ with a film about Donald Trump – it’s called ‘Combover.’
–David Letterman (June 2009)
“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
–The Who, Won’t get fooled again
“I am endorsing Hillary, and all her lies and all her empty promises. It’s the second-worst thing that can happen to this country, but she’s way behind in second place. She’s wrong about absolutely everything, but she’s wrong within normal parameters.”
“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics – George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?
“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
IF raising the minimum wage actually gave poor people more purchasing power, they would outlaw it.
Sand-filled trucks and thousands of police officers will be used to thwart attacks like those in which suspected Islamic militants drove trucks into holiday crowds.
Some 7,000 officers, specially armed counterterrorism units and bomb-sniffing dogs will police the countdown. Massive 20-ton sanitation vehicles, weighted with an extra 15 tons of sand, will also be parked as barriers against deadly truck attacks
“Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has announced that the military will ease up on their enforcement of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Homosexual behavior will still be against the rules, but nobody will actively enforce it. Kind of like the ethics rules in Congress.”
–Jay Leno (March 2010)
The US State Department shut down a Russian compound in Oyster Bay, Long Island, on Friday, the day after President Obama announced that the 14-acre site would be closed in retaliation against Russia for its interference in the 2016 election.
Winston Churchill’s family feared he might convert to Islam – The narrative in this piece isn’t that Winston Churchill wouldn’t have looked on Islam with favor. The narrative is that Winston Churchill, as a prime worker of iniquity, would have “converted.” Churchill owed his allegiance to his masters and thus, he would have publicly done anything they required. Therefore, he would have publicly claimed to be a Muslim just as easily as he claimed to be a Christian.
Winston Churchill was a man of entertaining wit. As such, he said and wrote many entertaining and insightful thing concerning the things of this world.
But regardless of what he publicly claimed, Churchill’s allegiance to his dying day was to the mystery of iniquity and the enemies of Jesus Christ.
As someone who studied history, I’ve had this lingering curiosity about how historians of the future will view our times. It is easy to imagine textbooks in a hundred years with chapters that start with Reagan and Thatcher and end with the global financial crisis and called something like The Western Neoliberal Consensus 1979-2008.
“History is a set of lies agreed upon.”
“Historic day for the auto industry. Today, Chrysler was taken over by Fiat. Today the new CEO said, “going forward we intend to build on Chrysler’s culture of innovation.” Then he laughed for 3 straight hours.”
–Conan (June 2009)
Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball Drop to Feature Gift of Imagination – The world honors “imagination.”
But God sees things a bit differently.
“And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.”
“for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth;”
“But they hearkened not, nor inclined their ear, but walked in the counsels and in the imagination of their evil heart, and went backward, and not forward.”
“Yet they obeyed not, nor inclined their ear, but walked every one in the imagination of their evil heart:”
“This evil people, which refuse to hear my words, which walk in the imagination of their heart, and walk after other gods, to serve them, and to worship them, shall even be as this girdle, which is good for nothing.”
“And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one do the imagination of his evil heart.”
“They say still unto them that despise me, The LORD hath said, Ye shall have peace; and they say unto every one that walketh after the imagination of his own heart, No evil shall come upon you.”
“He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.”
The motto of General Electric, the USA’s 26-largest firm and one of six firms which control 90% of the Corporate Media, including Comcast and NBC/Universal?
“Imagination at work.”
Camper, one of the largest shoe companies in the world: “Imagination walks.”
“Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too.”
What a coincidence…
AMAZON might be building flying warehouses – We’ll see.
Gov. Rick Perry of Texas shot a coyote while he was jogging. Who carries a gun while jogging? I can barely manage my iPod. I like the idea of runners carrying guns. Think of how interesting the Boston Marathon will be.”
–Jimmy Kimmel (April 2010)
How communism made people cannibals: Distressing photos show how the 1920s Russian famine forced hopeless peasants to eat each other as five million people starved to death – Hopeless because of a lack of food?
That means that there have been people who placed their hopes in food.
Which is sad.
It’s the last day of 2013.
Some never thought we’d make it out of 2012–and here we are with 2013 nearly in the rear view mirror of history.
Many Americans will wonder: what will 2014 bring?
Will things improve?
Will things continue to go downhill–and if the answer is “yes,” will the ride down be long and winding or short, steep and brutal?
The USA will continue its plunge downward. The middle-aged middle class will notice it more because the corruption and thievery at the top of the political food change affect them now.
No, there is no political solution to a spiritual problem. That includes ‘getting involved’ with whatever schemes of men happen to fit your political leanings (left or right); moving out of the country; or taking the revolution road to revolt and civil disturbance.
All of these are doomed to failure–though the revolution one will look more and more attractive to some as the revolt drums begin to be beaten by the better known of the rich and celebrated and some of the elite themselves.
It’s later than you think.
That observation applies whether one is Christian or non-Christian.
Those wondering “Later? What’s he talking about?” can read the Book of Revelation for the highlights. This will prove a challenge as many of the youth cannot read and fewer can comprehend. The Bible itself is not encouraging to mockers and scoffers who look to the Book for help on what’s about to befall the earth.
“But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.”
—1 Corinthians 2:14
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness;”
—1 Corinthians 1:18
There are enough pew-sitters having trouble with what God’s Word actually says, let alone the lost and dying in the world.
But, it’s all coming down the back stretch and, believe it or not, America (in spite of the constant doom being shoveled by the media) will be the last place to feel it. This is for a variety of reasons.
In the meantime, the deception is everywhere and Americans struggle under layer upon layer of it. Those who depend on truth to come from the Corporate Media–ANYBODY in the Corporate Media–or politics (ANYBODY in politics) will receive more deception.
And deservedly so.
2014 will see more distractions and deception.
In fact, many Americans will see with their own eyes what happens and yet, believe the words of those in the political and media and ‘spiritual’ cartels over what they see with their own eyes.
The latest explanation for New York corruption – They got a million of ’em.
“California lawmakers are still trying to close the state’s massive budget deficit, so they’re now talking about saving money by consolidating state agencies. By far the most controversial proposal is for a “Department of Education, Firearms and Alcohol.”
–Conan (July 2009)
However, it soon emerges that this is no ordinary cleaning job with the camera panning to a small closet covered with the remains of feathers and blood. It is not known exactly why the rapper has been sacrificing the birds, but she claims on the video that it is ‘three years of brujeria,’ which is the Spanish word for witchcraft.
GMA host Robin Roberts reveals she’s gay in thank you letter to fans and ‘long time girlfriend’ for supporting her through cancer – Truth be told–and sometimes it is when it suits their purpose–practically everyone in media/entertainment at the very top levels engages in the homosexual lifestyle.
Homosexuality is the “price of admission” at the highest levels of entertainment, politics, and other fields of endeavor.
This is a type of story Americans will be treated to until practically the entire talking head assembly will admit (for one contrived reason or another) that, yes, we are all homosexuals.
It’s the new “normal.”
In America, it took less than 14 years for the ‘mystery of iniquity’ working through its Corporate Media to overthrow thousands of years of civilizational society.
The USA not only is the world’s leading exporter of pornography and other cinematic disfunctionalism, it is now the world’s leading exporter (through its manipulation of foreign aid) of abortion and homosexuality.
The USA is a country which has some Christians living in it and a LOT of people who self-identify as “Christians.” Just how committed those hordes of self-identifying ‘Christians’ are will be made apparent very soon.
When there is a price to be paid for admitting one is a Christian, we will see how few are willing to pay that price.
“A new poll shows Americans have a more negative view of Muslims than they did back in 2002. That’s because they never hear about any of the good bombings.”
–Jimmy Fallon (June 2009)
Washington-based Microsoft’s new device could use ‘wave guides’ to track infrared-lit eyes, in an attempt to prevent your line of sight from being obstructed by cameras.
“BP is spending $50 million on advertising to put a positive spin on the oil spill. They say that fishermen are catching tuna that are getting 35 miles per gallon.”
–Jay Leno (June 2010)
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press
WHY US voters keep giving the elites the boot – US voters supposedly elected a billionaire reality TV actor who is the ultimate insider: this is NOT giving the elites the boot.
WHY we’ll never end abortion until we shrink government – They will NEVER run out of reasons for why they can’t do things citizens want them to do.
“Today is Bastille Day. French revolutionaries heard there were political prisoners inside the Bastille, so they broke into the Bastille. When they got inside, they found out there weren’t any political prisoners, just drunks, thieves, and sexual deviants — like the cast of “60 Minutes.”
–Craig Ferguson (July 2009)
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by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier
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