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End Times Prophecy Report
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MONDAY
January 24, 2022

And OPINION

“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
—Matthew 24:4

“The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”
—Fyodor Dostoevsky

===INTERNATIONAL

UKRAINE:  Ukraine president predicts ‘large-scale war’ as US crunch talks with Russia produce NO breakthrough as Moscow is warned to expect a ‘swift, severe and a united response’ if it moves to invade

UKRAINE: A view from inside Ukraine — tense but people are ready to resist Russia

RUSSIA: Putin encircled as Japan joins ranks with US in major show of power

RUSSIA: Russia Announces Deployment of Over 140 Warships, Some to Black Sea, After Biden Warning

MORE: Russia and the USA: End Times Members of Team Dragon

MIDDLE EAST: Saudi-led coalition denies Yemen air raid; UN, US call for calm

YEMEN: Airstrikes kill 70 people and knock out internet in Yemen

AUSTRIA: Austrian Parliament votes to make vaccines mandatory for all adults

NATO: Germany Blocks NATO Ally From Transferring Weapons to Ukraine

World War 3 Watch: October 2, 2017

Ukraine, World War 3: What does the Bible Say?

USA War against the Muslims: Almost Time

Nuclear Holocaust: The End of the World According to Satan

CLIMATE CHANGE: The End of the World According to Satan

End-of-the-World Scenarios according to Satan

===NATIONAL

1016 days until Election Day 2024

Days left in Joe Biden’s Term: 1092

“Most people want security in this world, not liberty.”
—H. L. Mencken

SATAN’S MOUTHPIECE: The Corporate Media

Why Is Joe Biden So Unpopular?

Biden REFUSES to answer questions because he’s worried he’ll be asked about Russia after his bungled press conference: Says ‘you guys will ask me all about Russia not about anything having to do with chips’ as he touts new Intel factory – ALL US presidents enjoy smiling for the camera and ducking the tough questions.

“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
–The Who, Won’t get fooled again

Biden dodges reporters looking for answers on Russia-Ukraine conflict

Biden Just Won’t Admit When He’s Screwed Up

“Recently, the president promised to hand out his fake news awards to the most corrupt and dishonest media. Trump continually complains that coverage by the mainstream media is negative. And that is true, of course it’s been negative — when you cover a train wreck you don’t give equal time to the train.”
–-Jimmy Kimmel (2018)

Donald Trump Prophecy?

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
-—P.J. O’Rourke

QUOTES: A Few Thoughts on Voting

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
—Winston Churchill

Others might insist that a five-minute conversation with one of the political puppets is the best argument against democracy.

Things of This World: Faith and Trust in Politics

“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics – George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

POLLS: Another Way to Lie

Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?

“Political campaigns today are all side shows, all honors, all bombast, glitter, and speeches. These are for the most part unrelated to the main business of studying the party scientifically, of supplying the public with party, candidate, platform, and performance, and selling the public these ideas and products.”
—Edward Bernays, Propaganda (1928)

POLLS: The Fiction of Polls and Public Opinion

“There is no public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
–Winston Churchill

The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Polls

“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
—John 20:31

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16

THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST

“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8

“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19

The Gospel is Hidden to Those who are Lost

===MISCELLANEOUS

ALL Good Things Come From God

The 2022 Winter Olympics begin on February 2 — here’s how to stream every event live

Trump-appointed Texas judge issues nationwide injunction blocking Biden’s vaccine mandate for federal workers saying ‘it is a bridge too far’

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
–Franklin D. Roosevelt

Read the never-issued Trump order that would have seized voting machines

Donald Trump confuses border wall with metaphorical wall before bragging about acing cognitive test

“The U.K. just appointed its first-ever “Minister of Loneliness.” Even worse, she’s the only person in the world with that job.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

New CDC studies show boosters provide strong protection from omicron variant

Kohl’s Gets $9 Billion Bid From Starboard Value Group

New FDA guidance asks food manufacturers to cut salt in their products

The Tall Tales of Unbelievers Challenge the Word of God

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SATAN IS QUITE THE BUSY BEE DURING THE END TIMES

One can easily imagine how BUSY the devil must get on any normal day–what with deceiving the whole world and all.

” And the great dragon…, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world”
–Revelation 12:9

And IF one can visualize how busy the dragon (Satan) is on a normal day, one should be able to see how busy Satan is during the end times–when he is not only deceiving the world: he is manipulating it in order to hurry its slide into his satanic supervision.

What keeps Satan so BUSY during the last days?

Well, BESIDES deceiving the whole world, the devil is kept busy doing a NUMBER of different jobs.

A few of those duties (which keep Satan so busy) include:

1- Satan stay fairly busy trying to exterminate the followers of Jesus Christ.

“And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held: And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth? And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.”
–Revelation 6:9-11

“And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.”
–Revelation 7:13-14

2- Satan devotes some time to killing the TWO WITNESSES sent by God to speak the truth in a world not accustomed to hearing the truth. Some of this time, the dragon gives to certain workers of iniquity (the beast) to harass and finally fill the TWO WITNESSES.

“And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.”
–Revelation 11:3,7

3- The dragon (Satan) is kept busy attempting to slay the woman (true Israel) and her child (Jesus Christ).

“And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered. And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.”
–Revelation 12:1-5

4- Satan will continue to stay busy persecuting the saints of true Israel, eventually going to war against them.

“And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child. And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.”
–Revelation 12:13,17

5- The devil is kept busy raising up the instruments of his end times power.

“And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.”
–Revelation 13:1-2

6- One of Satan’s more pleasing end times tasks is accepting the worship of (almost) all who dwell upon the earth.

“And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.”
–Revelation 13:4,8

7- One of Satan’s GREATEST plans is to overthrow God and take control of the earth as his very own. This does not work out for the dragon and Satan instead ends up in a lake of fire FOREVER.

FIRST, Satan gathers all of the armies of mankind to fight the returning Jesus Christ at Armageddon.

“And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty. And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.”
–Revelation 16:13-14,16

Question: How deceived does one have to be in order for that person to GO TO WAR against his Creator?

THEN, Satan gets to see the utter and complete DEFEAT his forces suffer at the hands of Jesus Christ.

“And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great. And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse [Jesus], and against his army. And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
–Revelation 19:17-21

8- FINALLY, the devil is imprisoned for 1000 years–and then, after being loosed for a short while, Satan is cast into the lake of fire.

“And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand. And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years, And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season. And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison, And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them. And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.”
–Revelation 20:1-3,7-10

So the reader can see that Satan will be one busy bee during the last days!

busy as a bee

(simile, idiomatic) Very active; working constantly.

MORE: Stay Busy: More Advice from Satan

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The Human Mind is Wonderfully Inventive

‘After School Satan Clubs’ Are Invading Schools Again. Here’s How You Stop Them (It’s Not What You Think)

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The Deep Roots of Mental Immunity Research

The United States Needs a New Approach to Russia

“Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

“Sunday is the AFC Championship game between the Patriots and the Jaguars. But Tom Brady injured his hand. People said, “What happened?” He said, “You know that new ax-throwing bar?”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

‘I’m a Ghost Hunter—I’ve Had 100 “Paranormal” Encounters’

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Teacher Caught Taping a Mask to the Face of a Young Student

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SIX YEARS AGO

NEW AGE LEADERS GIVE A BOOST TO THE PRE-TRIBULATION RAPTURE DECEPTION

The flesh-indulging deception of the pre-tribulation rapture (which claims that those in the end times too scared to stand up for Jesus will somehow be whisked to heaven while those willing to die for Jesus are “losers” who are “left behind.”) might not have any support in the Bible, but it has plenty of support among the deceptive leaders of the New Age movement.

“The people who leave the planet during the time of Earth changes do not fit in here any longer, and they are stopping the harmony of Earth. When the time comes that perhaps 20 million people leave the planet at one time there will be a tremendous shift in consciousness for those who are remaining.”
–Barbara Marciniak, Bringers of the Dawn

Another woman, a channeler of a space alien she calls “Ashtar,” claims aliens will use energy beams to bring about a Great Evacuation.

Those who nervously cling to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception will use New Agers’ testimonies as “proof” to validate their fantasies over the clear teachings of the Bible.

These New Age fables give aid and support to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception. In fact, the ONLY group boosting the yarn of the pre-tribulation rapture more than false, apostate teachers is the New Age.

Why would the New Age help to publicly promote the idea of a pre-tribulation rapture?

Call it a professional courtesy between two groups with similar goals.

But perhaps something darker looms?

Perhaps there will be a culling of the herd?

Perhaps the disappearance of “perhaps 20 million” might be explained away by a tale which has been told and retold for the past 50 years?

Of course, the Bible is clear when the gathering together of God’s people takes place.

“But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.”
–Mark 13:24-27

In the parallel account in Matthew 24:31,  Jesus adds: “And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet,”

So, Jesus is in the clouds (at His Second Coming, NOT His Third or Fourth): he sends His angels to gather together His elect with a great sound of a trumpet, the angels gather, then take His elect to meet Jesus, who’s waiting in the clouds.

Wonder what that’s all about?

MORE: Pre-Tribulation Rapture Promoted by Enemies of Jesus Christ

MORE: Tribulation and Rapture: Two Deceptions, Five Questions

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Modern Man and His Modern Conveniences

Dun, Dun Duuun! Where did pop culture’s most dramatic sound come from?

I won’t let my sister-in-law and her four kids stay with us for a few days. Am I wrong?

Haunted houses are even SCARIER with friends! Visitors are more likely to experience dilated pupils, sweating, and a rapid heartbeat when attending in a group, study finds

‘Virtual reality is genuine reality’ so embrace it, says philosopher – Honest it is!

“Professional race car driver Danica Patrick is dating again, after breaking up with her previous boyfriend, a NASCAR driver. When asked why that relationship didn’t work out, Patrick explained, “We were just going in circles.”
–-Conan (2018)

TODAY’S “FEUDS”

• Eniola Badmus denies feud with Funke Akindele
• Emmerdale double exit as Belle Dingle gets caught up in Al Chapman feud?
• Trump: The reports of a feud between me and DeSantis are fake news
• Inside Meat Loaf’s Feud With Prince Andrew
• Peacock Shares ‘Joe vs Carole’ Teaser Starring Kate McKinnon Highlighting ‘Tiger King’ Feud
• Dr. Grande analyze Jamie Lynn Spears interview on Good Morning America and the feud between Jamie Lynn and her sister Britney Spears
• Meat Loaf once became a bat out of hell in viral ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ feud with Gary Busey
• Airbus cancels multi-billion-dollar Qatar Airways plane order in legal feud
• A possible feud between Rihanna and Ari Fletcher led to a big Savage X Fenty trade
• Will Self hits back in ongoing feud with Mark Francois

Everyone LOVES to hear and see DRAMA, right?

And what is more dramatic than an apparent feud among the beautiful people, right?

Particularly if the “feud” is between celebrities, politicos or royal nabobs?

IN FACT, the rich and celebrated almost never disagree: they engage in feuds–sometimes for decades after they have ceased being celebrated for anything else.

What would the beautiful people do with themselves if not for their never-ending feuds?

Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) has always had a problem: what to do when too many of the rich and celebrated have NOTHING “newsworthy” to do. When the media gets tired of reporting what the rich and celebrated are wearing, they turn to the tried-and-true method of of fake “feuds” to generate cheap, plastic “news.”

One popular singer’s entire marketing campaign over the years seems to have been based on engaging in one “feud” after another. But, as the “victims” appear to be primarily the singer’s “fans,” it’s hard to get too worked up over the ruse.

Sports, politics and celebrity culture, European royalty–wherever the rich and celebrated congregate: these are the arenas where readers can most often find stories of “feuds.”

Oh–and pro wrestling…

One can depend on those who labor for the mystery of iniquity to act, in not only an EVIL manner, but also in a very repetitive one as well.

Case in point: when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.

Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder, “Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan

From teammates to bitter rivals: -A Timeline of the Feud between Francis Ngannou and Ciryl Gane

Adam Cole Wants To Move Onto Bigger & Better Things After Orange Cassidy Feud

Eddie Hearn explains Dana White’s mistake in heated Jake Paul feud

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WORTH REPEATING

There are occasions which emphasize when a thought is worth repeating.

And so it was that a few days ago, a topic came up and it was remarked that THAT thought was worth repeating.

FIRST, the original thought:

…when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.

Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder, “Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan

It was while discussing the deception of two working for the same goal, yet ACTING AS IF they are NOT co-operating, but are instead actually OPPONENTS of each other, that it was discovered that this thought MAY be worth repeating.

After a bit of thinking on the matter, it was determined that YES, THIS WAS WORTH REPEATING.

The discussion in question occurred after one of the participants in the discussion brought up someone (We’ll call him ‘Person A’.) they knew who ACTED AS IF THEY DETESTED Person B.

Even though it was readily apparent that the two were working together.

IN FACT, it was SO apparent the two were working together, the person relating the story chuckled and made a remark.

“Why would someone you hate do little favors for you? This was how I knew: you could see it. You do little favors for your FRIENDS, not your ENEMIES!”

There were TWO points which were then raised.

1- “The Bible says you should treat your enemies well.  It says that is like heaping burning coals upon their head!”

“If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink: For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.”
–Proverbs 25:21-22

“Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.”
–Romans 12:19-20

2- “Maybe the two partners couldn’t see that others could tell when one was doing favors for the other?”

The thought worth repeating?

Not everyone who appears to attack another is that person’s enemy.  Often, when two workers of iniquity join forces against a target, they pretend to be at odds with each other.  This is a fairly common deception, which is used to deceive, not only the targeted person, but others as well.

This deception is behind all of the fake feuds about which Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) writes so much.  The two partners can be two countries, two people or two groups of people.

MORE: University of Satan

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RECENTLY…

• ALL Good Things Come From God
• The Tall Tales of Unbelievers Challenge the Word of God
• The Human Mind is Wonderfully Inventive
• Modern Man and His Modern Conveniences
• The End Times in a Nutshell: For Believers and Nonbelievers Alike
• Satan Rewards His End Times Human Herd–For a Little While
• The Imperfection of Man in God’s Word
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 21-23, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 20, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 19, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 18, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 17, 2022
• The Apostle Paul’s Revelations
• The Isolation of Modern Man
• What is the Opposite of Love?
• The Comfort of Convenience
• The End Times Are a Time of GREAT Disbelief II: In God’s Word
• The End Times Are a Time of GREAT Disbelief I: About ALL Things God
• The Secret? Add a Dash of Drama

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SIX YEARS AGO

DONALD TRUMP: THE LIBERAL’S LIBERAL

Once upon a time, not long ago, Donald Trump donated much money to Hillary Clinton (who is Donald Trump’s cousin), a person he professed to admire and like (at least this is what he stated in published interviews).

Trump also reliably supported all the trendy liberal causes: abortion, immigration, legalizing drugs, gun control.

Not long ago, Trump was more liberal than Barack Obama.

THEN, it was time for Donald Trump to be selected as president–as a Republican.

Out the door went his old professions and in came a whole new worldview–at least that’s what he told the many who watch the Corporate Media.

But has Donald Trump really changed?  Or is he merely mouthing words, as he once did while heading a TV series?

Anyone who watches the actions of President Donald Trump will have to admit he talks a good game.

The media is up in arms over what he says, right?  Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is carrying out his promises?

It appears the Corporate Media is dead-set against Donald Trump, right? Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is a conservative?

Actually, anyone who keeps track of President Donald Trump notices a very large gap between what Trump says and the actions he takes while president.

The many ways in which Donald Trump was once a liberal’s liberal – Including donating $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation.

He loved Hillary Clinton; now he thinks she’s the worst. He was very much in favor of abortion rights before he opposed them. And he might be running as a Republican today, but he was once a registered Democrat who called for legalizing drugs, a massive one-time 14.25 percent tax on the wealthy and staying out of wars that didn’t present a “direct threat” to the U.S. In many ways, he’s been to the left of Clinton and even Bernie Sanders on some issues.

Donald Trump is not the first of his class to pull the old switcheroo; many others have done it.

Ronald Reagan did it.

That is not surprising: the political leaders of the USA come from a very, very small pool of rich and celebrated personages. This pool is so small, all in it are related to each other.

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While not all are publicly rich when they enter politics, ALL are rich upon leaving it.

What is surprising: that so many are willing to entertain the thought “Perhaps Donald Trump really did change.”

Like so many others who have come before him, watch what Donald Trump DOES, not what he SAYS.

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“A funeral home in Canada is reportedly under investigation after they cremated the wrong woman’s body. Even after she told them, “Stop! I’m the wrong woman!”
–Seth Meyers (2018)

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Why the Church Can’t Fix Itself – Change ‘the church’ to ‘the churches’ and the headline will not only be more accurate, it will be TRUE.

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MEN ARE NOT ZOMBIES: THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES

“Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.”
–Ezekiel 18:4

“And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment”
–Hebrews 9:27

One of the more popular common tales told during the end times involve ZOMBIES.

As most of the stories go, zombies are RE-ANIMATED CORPSES which (usually) feed on the flesh of the living.

A zombie (Haitian French: zombi, Haitian Creole: zonbi) is a mythological undead corporeal revenant created through the reanimation of a corpse. Zombies are most commonly found in horror and fantasy genre works.
—Zombie

The tall tales of zombies are akin to stories about vampires, revenants and the ‘undead.’

Now, there are many who will read the preceding and shout, “But zombies are not real!”

And those people would be correct.

One can either believe in God’s Word OR one can believe in zombies and the stories surrounding the undead.

Perhaps this is why the U.S. government has spent taxpayer money to encourage belief in zombies?

Largely beginning in 2011, the U.S. government began releasing a number of government publications aimed at ‘helping’ citizens to survive a so-called ‘zombie apocalypse.’

On 18 May 2011, the United States’ Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) published a graphic novel Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse providing tips to survive a zombie invasion as a “fun new way of teaching the importance of emergency preparedness”. The CDC goes on to summarize cultural references to a zombie apocalypse. It uses these to underscore the value of laying in water, food, medical supplies, and other necessities in preparation for any and all potential disasters, be they hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, or hordes of zombies.

In 2011, the U.S. Department of Defense drafted CONPLAN 8888, a training exercise detailing a strategy to defend against a zombie attack.

“Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” is a [May 2011] blog post by the United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) that uses a zombie apocalypse to raise public awareness of emergency preparedness.

So, even though zombies were nothing more than the imaginations from the minds of workers of iniquity, in MANY CASES, the media, the government and the culture treated these stories AS IF THEY WERE REAL.

Though the zombie-meisters claim that their zombie stories were written to raise public awareness of hurricanes and other natural disasters, there was NO such disclaimers issued at the time.

This zombie publicity push in 2011 had all of the earmarks of a government propaganda campaign (which depends upon REPETITION for its success).

ANY and ALL readers who believe in zombies CANNOT believe the Word of God.

God’s Word declares that there are NO ‘reanimated corpses,’ zombies or undead.

One of Satan’s FAVORITE strategies is to introduce stories which challenge God’s Word and IF there is any great outcry, to run away quickly by claiming, “It was just in FUN.  It was just a story. Surely you didn’t believe it.”

OF COURSE, IF there is NO great outcry, the story stands.

To believe the zombie tales, one has to also believe that LIFE is NOT from God: LIFE is some kind of FORCE which is caused by viruses, radiation, supernatural means or whathaveyou.

To believe the zombie tales, one has to disbelieve all that God’s Word has to say about DEATH.

The zombie stories are just another way for Satan to ask “Hath God said?”

“Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?”
–Genesis 3:1

Zombies are NOT real: there are NO zombies.

ALL talk of a ‘zombie apocalypse’ is government gobbledygook.

To believe the stories about zombies and their ilk is to DISBELIEVE the Word of God.

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The End Times in a Nutshell: For Believers and Nonbelievers Alike

Alaska will try something completely new in the fall election

Intel unveils $20 billion investment, bringing thousands of jobs to central Ohio

FBI special agent calls Texas hostage situation ‘hate crime and an act of terrorism’

Doctors are saying the result of President Trump’s physical revealed that he is borderline obese. In fairness, he did promise us growth.”
–Conan (2018)

Official: 1 officer killed, 1 seriously hurt in NYC shooting (VIDEO)

NFL tells remaining playoff teams unvaccinated players no longer subject to daily Covid-19 testing

COVID hospitalizations and deaths surge in Los Angeles County

Satan Rewards His End Times Human Herd–For a Little While

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===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE

More Cold and Snow in the Forecast (VIDEO)

COVID’S final deadly flourish: US deaths increase by 13% over the last week with 1,953 dying from the virus daily – but infections keep falling and America will soon catch up with Europe where they are preparing for post-pandemic life

What the Tonga volcano’s past tells us about what to expect next

Climate change makes it deadlier to cross the US-Mexico border

MORE: Climate Change or Word of God: Make Your Choice

“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
–H.L. Mencken

Climate change will likely worsen West Coast blackouts and cause energy price spikes, studies find

“Climate change” is responsible for almost ANYTHING!

IF it is hot, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is cold, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is dry, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is wet, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

“Heads I win, tails you lose.”

MORE: Climate Change: Fake It Until They Make It

“I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.”
–P. J. O’Rourke

…and now that it’s cleaner and more clear, the elite spin their fables, trying to create fear over “climate change.”

Technically, it will take a miracle to stop global warming

MORE: Global Warming: What does the Bible Say?

Climate Experts Say Drought Could Get Worse

MORE: Water shortages, Drought: End Times Signs

MORE: Coming Water Shortage: Drinking Water Vanishing from the Planet?

Ebola in America: What does the Bible Say?

End Times Survival, End Times Preparation

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WEEK OF 1-23-2022

Potempa: Kitchen Window Witch has long history of Good Luck

Witch’s Dungeon holds second annual Dracula’s Valentine

Review: Witchcraft Stories

Three Members of a Family Hacked to Death Over Suspicion of Black Magic in India’s Telangana

Here’s How Much it Would Cost to Build Hogwarts in Real Life

‘It’s complicated’ – a short conversation on locating the true heart’s desire

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MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT

“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.

The Corporate Media

What is Media Mush?

MORE: The End Times Lie of Staged Newscasts

Puppet Masters of Public Opinion: The Corporate Media

REBRANDING EVIL: The Corporate Media is Satan’s Mouthpiece

Corporate Media: Satan’s Mouthpiece is the Author of Confusion

“American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.”
― H.L. Mencken

“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”

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“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press

“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it.”
—Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda

“Journalists” are story-tellers. Nothing more, nothing less. Sometimes, there is an element of truth in their stories, but truth is not a requirement of what they do.

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
–Adolf Hitler, Propaganda, the Big Lie and Adolf Hitler: 20 Hitler Quotes on Propaganda

Saturn’s ‘Death Star’ moon may have a secret ocean, revealing a new category of worlds that could host alien life

MORE: Modern Man Loves a Good Story

Hubble telescope spots a black hole fostering baby stars in a dwarf galaxy

MORE: END TIMES DECEPTION: Tell Me a Story

Huge asteroid over twice size of Empire State Building caught in eerie footage making close approach to Earth

MORE: End Times Lies: Tell Me a Story

NASA Mars rover dumps pesky pebbles that were clogging its sampling system

MORE: MEN WANT TO BE LIED TO: Lie to Me. Please.

Space Force Just Launched Satellites Capable Of ‘Inspecting’ Enemy Satellites

MORE: Bedtimes Stories from Outer Space

Could CBD help in the fight against Covid? Potent cannabis shows ‘potential’ to stop people getting infected, scientists say

MORE: Science: A Collection of Stories

A surprising twist on Darwin’s theory of evolution

MORE: When Men Cease to Believe the Truth, They will Believe Anything

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• END TIMES DECEPTION: Tell Me a Story
• TELL ME A STORY Part Two
• Tell Me a Story part three
• TELL ME A STORY Part Four: Why Are All of the Stories Being Told?

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SEVEN YEARS AGO

GIVING ALMS

Few can rival the leaders of the tares for pretend almsgiving.

Mike Huckabee Announces National Day of Service – Another pretend program from a pretend Christian for pretend Christians.

ALMS: or almsgiving involves giving to others as an act of virtue, either materially or in the sense of providing capabilities (e.g. education) for free.

“Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.“
—Matthew 6:2

MORE: The Correct Way to Give Alms

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EIGHT YEARS AGO

PARAPROSDOKIANS

Paraprosdokians – One of this writer’s favorite figures of speech.

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

A personal favorite: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

Another: “If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
—Groucho Marx

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SIX YEARS AGO

THE POPE AND THE POOR

The pope loves to talk.

Pope to Davos Leaders: Automation Will Lead to ‘Drastic Reduction’ in Jobs – Fear the robot!

Predictably, to world leaders, Francis talks about the poor.

This pope guy sure talks a good game about the poor.

IF ONLY he had access to large amounts of money he could give to the poor to help alleviate their situation…

IF ONLY he had the resources to offer more than just  words..

IF ONLY there was some guidance for this “pope of the poor“…

“Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.”
–Matthew 19:21

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ON THIS DAY

ONE YEAR AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 22-24, 2021

TWO YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24-26, 2020

THREE YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24, 2019

FOUR YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24, 2018

FIVE YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24-25-26-27-, 2017

SIX YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 23-24, 2016

SEVEN YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24-25. 2015

EIGHT YEARS AGO: End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 24-25, 2014

LAST WEEK

• The End Times in a Nutshell: For Believers and Nonbelievers Alike
• Satan Rewards His End Times Human Herd–For a Little While
• The Imperfection of Man in God’s Word
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 21-23, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 20, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 19, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 18, 2022
• End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 17, 2022
• The Apostle Paul’s Revelations
• The Isolation of Modern Man
• What is the Opposite of Love?
• The Comfort of Convenience

1. Schemes of Naught
2. End Times Change: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
3. The Better Covenant
4. Experiencing Tribulation
5. Beliefs and Lies
6. Saved By God’s Mercy (Grace)
7. ETERNAL SALVATION THROUGH JESUS CHRIST: Believe First

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