Scientists cut off the legs of a frog and then told it to Jump.
The frog did not jump.
Therefore, the scientists concluded that if you cut off the legs of a frog, it becomes deaf.
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HAS the reader fallen for the clever, often-entertaining stories of science?
HAS the reader placed his faith in these cleverly-worded stories of man?
There is still time to repent, place your faith for the future entirely on Jesus Christ and enter the kingdom of heaven.
DOES the reader believe he is saved?
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DOES the reader believe he is NOT saved?
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- The Gospel of Jesus Christ
- Gospel of Jesus Christ: The Power of God Unto Salvation
- Gospel of Jesus Christ: The End Times Power of God Unleashed
THE GOSPEL
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
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- The True Purpose of Science!
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[Portions of this piece appeared originally in End Times Prophecy Headlines: October 25, 2016.]
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June 25, 2013 • 14:55 1
People’s NFL Nationalized to Promote ObamaCare
People’s NFL Nationalized, Sebelius to Direct
In a victory for the rights of workers and peasants of the USSA to receive proper State indoctrination while attending sporting events, the Department of Mandatory Health and Human Services has nationalized the National Football League and assumed control over its public activities.
Because sporting events are usually conducted in publicly-owned facilities and venues, either directly owned or within the infrastructure of a town that must cope with a stadium’s traffic and security needs, it is only natural that the State would eventually assume direct supervision of public sporting activities.
However, the attention given by so many of the Proletariat to televised sports makes absorption of sports events into State communication an absolute necessity in the proper education of the Masses.
Due to the slander of counter-revolutionary elements, the State’s implementation of compulsory voluntary healthcare has encountered many false impressions from citizens who have been led astray with lies. Comrade Commissarka of the DMHHS Kathleen Sebelius plans to direct the People’s NFL to help spread the truth about Socialized medicine.
Special half-time events will include Kanye West, who will rap about the joys of preventative medicine as subsidized by the Obamacare plan, while Beyoncé will also have her annual mammogram performed onstage to show citizens what benefits they will receive through Obamacare. Cheerleaders are also being re-equipped with new uniforms based on hospital scrubs, but matching their team’s colors.
Comrades, spectator sports are a political activity! Loyal citizens will heed the call of the People’s NFL and participate in Obamacare!
– Read more at The People’s Cube: People’s NFL Nationalized, Sebelius to Direct
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