End Times Prophecy Headlines: March 12, 2014

End Times Prophecy Report
HEADLINES
March 12, 2014

And OPINION

===INTERNATIONAL

MALAYSIA: Malaysia military source says missing jet veered to west – What’s the endgame with this story?  Will we find out North Korea had something to do with this?  Hard to tell…

MALAYSIA:  Husband gave wedding ring and watch to his wife before boarding missing flight MH370 ‘in case something should happen to him’

MALAYSIA: The Missing Malaysian Plane: 5 Conspiracy Theories

IRAN: Rouhani has not increased freedoms in Iran, U.N. chief says

IRAN: IRAN blew up Lockerbie jet – not Libya, says defector: Ayatollah ‘used Syrian-based terror group to bomb Pan Am 103 in revenge attack’ – Who will they say blew up the jet 3 years from now?

===NATIONAL

Abe Lincoln and George Clooney are cousins – Imagine that.  This is a repeat from about a month ago–but it bears repeating.

Left unsaid: Lincoln is related to 42 of the other 43 presidents through John 1 of England.  So Clooney would likely have a relationship to other presidents.  And since Brad Pitt is a cousin of Barack Obama and Obama is a cousin to Bush I and Bush II then…

Family reunions among the rich and celebrted must require a massive scorecard to keep everyone straight.

America needs to rethink Retirement – Sure it does.  Not because the retirement deals of the post-WW2 generation were almost unheard of prior to 1945, but because Big Government and Big Business have need of the workers’ retirement cash stash.

Obama Shops at the Gap, Employee Says ‘He’s Better Looking in Person’ – The Corporate Media wants to make sure Americans know that their Commander-in-Chief loves his mom jeans.  This story will probably run next to one showing a shirtless Vladamir Putin wrestling an alligator while playing the banjo.

How a Court Secretly Evolved And Expanded Spying’s Reach – Get your narratives fresh off the press.

Citing urgent need, US calls on hospitals to boost their disaster plan

===MISCELLANEOUS

A Case of Mistaken Identity

Read the Bible in one year

Why are so many elderly Asians killing themselves? – Maybe they are, maybe they’re not…

Baptist pastor who was married for 65 years came out to his openly gay grandson at age 90… just five months before his death – If these types of stories didn’t exist, the Corporate Media would have to invent them.  Hint, hint…

Pathologist: Woman alive when set on fire

Circle of Prayer – “Inviting people from all over the world to pray together for each other and for world crisis.”

Described as a website “with a ‘Christian flavour’. The Circle of Prayer is an attempt to get as many people as possible joined together in prayer, regardless of nationality, colour or creed, praying for all that ails the world as well as their own personal intentions.”

“And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?”
—2 Corinthians 6:15

Increasingly, Christians are going to have to choose between feel-good, look-good alternatives to the Bible or the Bible itself.

Those who point out such choices will have to choose between being called a “harsh” “unloving” “religious” “Pharisee” or staying silent and smiling along with the crowd.

Fracking is turning USA into a bigger oil producer than the Saudis – And perhaps turning the USA into a bigger wasteland than Saudi Arabia as well…

REPORT: US electric grid vulnerable to sabotage

Nikki Ferrel wins the “Bachelor” in the most awkward finale in franchise history – Seeing as how all of the Bachelor’s episodes have been awkward, that’s a pretty bold claim.

“I admit I don’t watch “The Bachelor.” If I wanted to see a bunch of floozies kiss up to a guy they don’t really care for and aren’t interested in, I’d go to the Playboy mansion.”
–Craig Ferguson

Your Spiritual Right to GMO labeling – The natural food sites are starting to make the move from “15 uses for vinegar” to “15 ways to light up your spiritual aura.”  One of the biggest such sites is Natural News and its just about time to say sayonara to Mike Adams.

“And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.”
—Revelation 7:13-14

Muslims conduct real life ritual human sacrifice on video – There’s no propaganda like Shoebat propaganda.

Dermatologist operates on skin-crawling undead – Daily Zombie Link

The chaplain from Missouri who tried to save the black souls of the Nazis at Nuremberg: Untold story of pastor told by Goering that ‘Jesus is just another smart Jew’ moments before he swallowed cyanide pill to cheat the gallows  – It was always written up in the history books as a “mystery” how Hermann Goering received that cyanide pill while he was under very heavy security to prevent that very thing from happening.  Actually, since the USA was responsible for Goering’s security, it’s as much a “mystery” how Goering received the cyanide as to how the Nazis received illegal funding from US business sources before and during the war.

WHO killed Campbells Tomato Soup? – Will the World Health Organization’s new strict guidelines for food shut down Campbells tomato soup?  And if so, can other tomato soups far behind?  Since tomato soup is one of the cheapest condensed soups, this would affect families and low-income buyers the most.

Are Robots about to take our Jobs?

How to build a POW camp for WW2 German prisoners – From plans the USA published during World War 2.

How to make a Microscope out of paper in 10 minutes

Burglars steal $600,000 from Joel Osteen’s church (but that’s just ONE weekend’s collection)

The secret pope Francis haters – Anyone who doesn’t agree with the latest from this pope is a “hater.”

Game of Thrones’ actor comes out – Everyone’s doing it!

“And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled.”

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