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December 31, 2015
And OPINION
“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
—Matthew 24:4
To commemorate this last day of 2015 and the first couple of the New Year, over the next few days, we’ll include some jokes of the last 7 years from the late night comics.
This seemed a better choice than to include all of the “Best of” and “Worst of” lists which the Corporate Media churns out the last day or two of each year. Such lists are usually compendia of narratives (stories).
At this point, all we’ll say about the coming year: 2016 should prove to be highly, HIGHLY interesting.
===INTERNATIONAL
CHINA: China preps for space warfare
NETHERLANDS: Floating anti-plastic waste dam to be tested in North Sea
SWEDEN: Even Europe’s humanitarian superpower is turning its back on refugees
NORTH KOREA: North Korea Leader’s Aide Killed in Car Crash; sparks speculation
“Kim Jong-il said that – if provoked – North Korea would not hesitate to use it’s nuclear weapons in a “merciless offensive.” I just hope no one is stupid enough to provoke that fat, little weirdo.”
–Jimmy Fallon (June 2009)
ISIS: ISIS plotting ‘to slaughter THOUSANDS’ in 2016 in bid to spark huge FINAL BATTLE with West
ISIS: ISIS Recruiting for Chefs, Auto Mechanics, Bomb-Makers, Fitness Trainers
MIDDLE EAST: Plans for Redrawing the Middle East: The Project for a “New Middle East”
PHILIPPINES: In 1844, the Philippines Skipped a Day, And It Took Decades for the Rest of the World to Notice
World War 3 Watch: December 21, 2015
Ukraine, World War 3: What does the Bible Say?
USA War against the Muslims: Almost Time
Nuclear Holocaust: The End of the World According to Satan
CLIMATE CHANGE: The End of the World According to Satan
===NATIONAL
“President Obama has put healthcare back in the news. President Obama says he wants to create a national healthcare plan that’s both affordable and easy to use. The insurance industry says they’ll fight the plan with Congressmen who are both affordable and easy to use.”
–Conan (June 2009)
Donald Trump Just Knocked President Obama—for Seeing Star Wars
“The White House and Senate Democrats are working on a new jobs bill. The White House says this new jobs bill could create twice as many non-existent fake new jobs as the last one.”
–Jay Leno (November 2009)
Is America ready for a non-Christian president – America has NEVER had a Christian president, regardless of what the history books say.
During the presidential campaign of 1880, the Christian Union made the startling admission that, of the nineteen men who, up to that time, had held the office of President of the United States, not one, with the Possible exception of Washington, had ever been a member of a Christian church.
—Six Historic Americans: George Washington
The Myth of America founded as a Christian Nation
America as a Christian Nation: Lies about America’s Past
USA is a Christian Nation: It’s Like a Brand Name, Not a Description
“Have you folks seen the blockbuster summer movie ‘Hangover?’ The movie is about what happens after a wild night of drinking. And, you know, I did that once, where you wake up and you realize you’d done something. That was a couple of months ago – I got married. ‘Hangover,’ by the way – now here’s a little confusion. Don’t confuse ‘Hangover’ with a film about Donald Trump – it’s called ‘Combover.’
–David Letterman (June 2009)
Trump: ‘I Know Words, I Have The Best Words’ — Obama Is ‘Stupid’ [VIDEO]
Trump: Fine to Talk About My ‘Indiscretions’ – As long as he approves.
Rubio backs call for constitutional convention to balance budget, impose term limits -An article V constitutional convention (IF ever held) would signal the immediate end of what most Americans believe are their “rights.” And despite the promises to ‘limit‘ the convention, there’s nothing in the constitution about such ‘limits.’
But the “rights” of Americans are a fiction; a deception; an illusion.
When the time comes for the mystery of iniquity to reveal itself, there will be no need of a constitutional convention.
O’Malley event draws one attendee, who remains uncommitted – Truth be told, NONE of the candidates is wildly popular.
“Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has announced that the military will ease up on their enforcement of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Homosexual behavior will still be against the rules, but nobody will actively enforce it. Kind of like the ethics rules in Congress.”
–Jay Leno (March 2010)
Agents nab Pakistanis with terrorist connections crossing U.S. border – The border patrol misses the millions of illegal immigrants crossing the border, but they have miraculously been able to identify and apprehend 3 or 4 small groups of ‘terrorists’ in the last 4 weeks.
Amazing!
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
THE GOSPEL
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
===MISCELLANEOUS
New Year’s Quotes: 30 New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day Quotes
END TIMES DECEPTION: Stubbornness, Idolatry and a Desire for Lies
Will augmented reality change your job – Augmented reality, huh?
END TIMES DECEPTION: The Staged False Reality of TV, Smartphones
Altered Spiritual Perception: The Altered Spiritual Reality in American Churches
The Alternate Reality: TV and Corporate Media add to End Times Confusion
“A new poll shows Americans have a more negative view of Muslims than they did back in 2002. That’s because they never hear about any of the good bombings.”
–Jimmy Fallon (June 2009)
Suddenly there are drones everywhere
Bill Cosby charged with sexual assault; free on $1 million bail
“Historic day for the auto industry. Today, Chrysler was taken over by Fiat. Today the new CEO said, “going forward we intend to build on Chrysler’s culture of innovation.” Then he laughed for 3 straight hours.”
–Conan (June 2009)
This Day in the Secret History: December 31
The collapse of oil prices is a challenge to the old world order
POLL: Online Surveillance Is OK for Most – Sure it is. In fact, most Americans are practically DEMANDING the government (and business) spy on them.
LA’s Gas Leak Is a Global Disaster
Christmas 2015: Christmas in America
California law allowing seizure of guns without notice begins Jan. 1
“California lawmakers are still trying to close the state’s massive budget deficit, so they’re now talking about saving money by consolidating state agencies. By far the most controversial proposal is for a “Department of Education, Firearms and Alcohol.”
–Conan (July 2009)
Brave New War: A new form of conflict emerged in 2015—from the Islamic State to the South China Sea – Belongs in the Media Narratives section–but you can’t put everything in there.
Gov. Rick Perry of Texas shot a coyote while he was jogging. Who carries a gun while jogging? I can barely manage my iPod. I like the idea of runners carrying guns. Think of how interesting the Boston Marathon will be.”
–Jimmy Kimmel (April 2010)
Should we solar panel the Sahara desert?
Drugs are not therapy, and therapy is not drugs
Pharma and Sorcery in the End Times
The Second Coming of Khomeini – Just in time for the next Middle Eastern war.
“BP is spending $50 million on advertising to put a positive spin on the oil spill. They say that fishermen are catching tuna that are getting 35 miles per gallon.”
–Jay Leno (June 2010)
Late-Night Snacking Tied to Memory Loss
Can We All Agree That Cops Shouldn’t Shoot 12-Year-Olds?
Days of Noe: Pre-Flood Civilizations and the End Times
PRAY ALWAYS: End Times Preparation
===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE
22 Killed By Historic Flooding After Winter Storm Goliath; National Guard activated
Billy Graham Rapid Response Team Sends Crisis-Trained Chaplains to Texas and Mississippi Following Deadly Tornadoes – Billy Graham refuses to preach the gospel, and he’ll send his ‘rapid response teams’ across the country to distract from this fact.
Dozens of churches in the USA have noticed and followed suit.
Powerful Solar Storm to Hit Earth Before New Year’s Eve
Untreatable form of gonorrhea may show up in USA
Freak storm pushes North Pole 50 degrees above normal to melting point
New Mexico works to unbury after record snow storm
The burdens of antibiotic resistance faced by developing countries
EBOLA proving a persistent foe even as West African nations celebrate successes
Climate Change or Word of God: Make Your Choice
Coming Water Shortage: Drinking Water Vanishing from the Planet?
Ebola in America: What does the Bible Say?
Global Warming: What does the Bible Say?
End Times Survival, End Times Preparation
MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
Puppet Masters of Public Opinion: The Corporate Media
REBRANDING EVIL: The Corporate Media is Satan’s Mouthpiece
Corporate Media: Satan’s Mouthpiece is the Author of Confusion
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
WHY time seems to speed up as we get older
HOW much does it matter whether God exists?
“The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.”
—Psalm 53:1
“Today is Bastille Day. French revolutionaries heard there were political prisoners inside the Bastille, so they broke into the Bastille. When they got inside, they found out there weren’t any political prisoners, just drunks, thieves, and sexual deviants — like the cast of “60 Minutes.”
–Craig Ferguson (July 2009)
Drills without helmets may reduce head impacts in football
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