End Times Prophecy Report
HEADLINES
March 14, 2014
And OPINION
===INTERNATIONAL
UKRAINE: John Kerry Gives Russia a Monday Deadline to reverse course in Ukraine
RUSSIA: Russia launches paratroop exercise east of Ukraine
NORTH KOREA: Globe Theater defends its world tour including North Korea
“To celebrate Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, the Globe Theatre has plans to perform “Hamlet” in every country in the world, including North Korea. Said one North Korean official, “Do you need a skull? Because we can get you a skull.”
–Seth Meyers
MALAYSIA: CIA Director not ruling out terror on missing Jet
CRIMEA: Crimea vote didn’t offer “NO” vote option
“New reports show that the Crimean vote to join Russia on Sunday did not include an option for “no.” There were only two boxes on the ballot, one for “yes,” and one for “murder my family.”
–Seth Meyers
IRAN: Iran general: ‘Our hands are on the trigger’ to destroy Israel – Will Israel-Iran become the world’s next hot spot?
===NATIONAL
John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi extend invite to pope Francis to address Congress – Why not? The Dalai Lama offered prayers to pagan gods in the Senate. Boehner and Pelosi are both of the Catholic persuasion. Boehner released the following statement:
“The Holy Father’s pastoral message challenges people of all faiths, ideologies and political parties. His address as a visiting head of state before a joint meeting of the House and Senate would honor our nation in keeping with the best traditions of our democratic institutions.”
Congress appears to be sending messages designed to provoke unease in the Christian population.
Latest estimate of the illegal alien population is that it exceeds the number of unemployed – But which number of the unemployed? The real number or the one that the Feds are using?
Obama threatens vetoes of bills requiring him to follow the law
Ex-Massachusetts senator Scott Brown makes moves in New Hampshire – That political elites are mercenary figures should have been apparent to Americans a long time ago. Brown has such a hunger to serve.
===MISCELLANEOUS
Jeffrey Corzine, 31, son of ex-NJ senator commits suicide – Money can’t buy love nor happiness. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn’t even rent it.
16 conspiracy theories which turned out to be true
Massive fake health and beauty supply ring busted
“They arrested some guys here in New York City for selling counterfeit ChapStick. I was part of the scam. I bought some. I knew immediately it was counterfeit because the lid didn’t come off in my pocket.”
–David Letterman
McDonalds’ employees sue for unpaid wages
STUDY: Buying more stuff actually makes you miserable
The Great Invocation, The Lucis Trust, The NWO and the United Nations
What people think when I tell them I have No TV
Guess what millennials: You’re going to be just like your parents – Possible but highly unlikely. Unless their parents were sociopathic slaves of the police state…
“Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.”—2 Peter 3:3-4
Zombie Attack! (foreclosures, that is) – Daily Zombie Link
60 percent say that air travel can never be made completely safe from terrorism – Especially the government-sponsored variety…
SURVEY: Americans believe marijuana is safer than sugar – The media’s demonizing of sugar has apparently succeeded.
911 call reveals family held hostage by Fat Cat
“A family called the police because their cat cornered them in a bedroom. They would’ve climbed out the window but their hamster was blocking the way.”
–Jimmy Fallon
“The cat was apprehended and received a sentence of four to nine lives.”
–Craig Ferguson
Deer hair socks: only $1500 a pair
American Apostasy: The End Times Apostate American Church
Solid Rock Church idol struck by lightening – From June 2010
Florida city could be wiped off the map for being the most corrupt in America
“In Florida, the town of Hampton has been found to be so corrupt the state may dissolve it, basically ending the town’s existence. Which of course begs the question: How bad of a town do you have to be to be an embarrassment to Florida?”
–Conan
Pope Francis celebrates first year in office
“In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.”
–Romans 2:16
7 percent think parents ought to have to support children over the age of 18
Marijuana Job Fair showcases new, legal careers
“In Denver this week they’re hosting a marijuana job fair. Who will be attending? Companies that want to hire stoners and stoners who want to work. So I don’t think anyone’s going, really.”
–Craig Ferguson
The Mindset of Mockers in the Last Days
Truck Driver wore vampire fangs, kept sex slaves in semi trailer for months
The New Apostolic Reformation: An update by C.Peter Wagner
===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE
6.3 earthquake off coast of Japan
Fatal diseases of the past could ravage humanity again – Especially if they have a little “help”…
A potent threat of major earthquakes off the north coast of California
Snow Storm fizzles as temperatures warm for weekend – But that’s not what we were hearing two days ago…
QUAKE: 5.6 off coast of northern California
QUAKE: 5.1 Seram Indonesia
QUAKE: 6.3 Kyushu Japan
QUAKE: 5.4 Aleutian Islands Alaska
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: End Times Prophecy Headlines: March 13, 2014
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