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January 22, 2020
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“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
—Matthew 24:4
===INTERNATIONAL
IRAN: Iranian politician announces $3million reward for ‘whoever kills Trump’
IRAN: Iran Conflict Could Shift To Cyberspace, Experts Warn
RUSSIA: Five killed by boiling water after pipe bursts at Russian hotel
RUSSIA: HOW a NATO-Russia World War III Conflict Would Have Killed Us All
MORE: Russia and the USA: End Times Members of Team Dragon
MEXICO: Hondurans in no man’s land after Mexican troops block path to US – For years, the media regaled us with stories of how the Mexican government was TOUGH on illegal immigrants from its Central American neighbors.
OF COURSE the media was silent about how the so-called various “immigrant caravans” of the last couple of years made it across the Mexican border, marched thousands of miles through Mexico and then end up in the USA.
So maybe the Mexican military just watched as hundreds of illegal immigrants walked around Mexico?
2020 promises more new stories about immigrants from south of the US border.
SYRIA: Syrians ‘Trapped’ in Tent Camps Forced to Trade Mattresses for Food
AUSTRALIA: Heavy rains lash Australia, flooding fire-ravaged areas
FRANCE: Trump and Macron agree to trade truce and avoid massive tariffs on French wine — for now
World War 3 Watch: October 2, 2017
Ukraine, World War 3: What does the Bible Say?
USA War against the Muslims: Almost Time
Nuclear Holocaust: The End of the World According to Satan
CLIMATE CHANGE: The End of the World According to Satan
End-of-the-World Scenarios according to Satan
===NATIONAL
Days left in Trump’s term: 364
285 days until Election Day 2020 – Will it happen?
“Most people want security in this world, not liberty.”
–H. L. Mencken
SATAN’S MOUTHPIECE: The Corporate Media
‘America is winning again like never before’: Trump hails his ‘blue collar boom’ as he addresses world leaders in Davos – just hours before his impeachment trial begins
Trump touts “thriving” U.S., rejects warnings from “prophets of doom” at Davos forum – ALL modern US presidents use trips out of the country as stages to perform for the folks sitting back at home.
Donald Trump is more of the same.
“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
–The Who, Won’t get fooled again
HOW Donald Trump wins (w/VIDEO) – A great example of the tales spun by the media tale spinners, refer to the completely fabricated numbers from the media’s polls. These talking heads tell stories about every conceivable facet of Donald Trump.
Most of the poll stories told to the public are false. A few of the stories may–quite incidentally–be true.
But truth is in no way a requirement for ANY of the stories which are spun.
“Doctors are saying the result of President Trump’s physical revealed that he is borderline obese. In fairness, he did promise us growth.”
–Conan (2018)
“Recently, the president promised to hand out his fake news awards to the most corrupt and dishonest media. Trump continually complains that coverage by the mainstream media is negative. And that is true, of course it’s been negative — when you cover a train wreck you don’t give equal time to the train.”
–-Jimmy Kimmel (2018)
Donald Trump Prophecy?
“Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It’s not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It’s not an endlessly expanding list of rights the “right” to education, the “right” to food and housing. That’s not freedom, that’s dependency. Those aren’t rights, those are the rations of slavery hay and a barn for human cattle.”
-—P.J. O’Rourke
QUOTES: A Few Thoughts on Voting
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
—Winston Churchill
Others might insist that a five-minute conversation with one of the political puppets is the best argument against democracy.
Things of This World: Faith and Trust in Politics
“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics – George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
POLLS: Another Way to Lie
Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?
“Political campaigns today are all side shows, all honors, all bombast, glitter, and speeches. These are for the most part unrelated to the main business of studying the party scientifically, of supplying the public with party, candidate, platform, and performance, and selling the public these ideas and products.”
—Edward Bernays, Propaganda (1928)
POLLS: The Fiction of Polls and Public Opinion
“There is no public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
–Winston Churchill
The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Polls
“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
—John 20:31
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16
THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST
“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
–1 Corinthians 15:1-8
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19
The Gospel is Hidden to Those who are Lost
===MISCELLANEOUS
Forever is a Long Time
Forget North Korea or Pakistan: This U.S. Ally Has a Nuclear Arsenal That Could Kill Billions
McConnell softens hard-line tactics on Trump trial
“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
–Franklin D. Roosevelt
Buttigieg urges Iowa audience to get excited after awkward silence
Clinton says ‘nobody likes’ Sanders and won’t commit to backing him if he’s the Democratic nominee
Biden picks up backing from 4 more black lawmakers
“The U.K. just appointed its first-ever “Minister of Loneliness.” Even worse, she’s the only person in the world with that job.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)
Derek Jeter, Larry Walker elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame
Trump’s answer to impeachment: The economy – Many in the USA are living off of what was stored up in better economic times.
ALL Sin Is Rebellion Against God
A MACRO GOD ON A MICRO LEVEL
MACRO
large : on a large scale
MICRO
involving minute quantities or variations
Most people have little problem visualizing God operating on a large (MACRO) scale; i.e. on a level where He deals with nations, kings and whole civilizations.;
Even the heathen see God as larger-than-life: juggling lighting bolts, causing earthquakes; smiting the earth with disease and plagues.
Most men appear to see God as a MACRO God: huge, imposing and wielding great and terrible power.
SO, it is little wonder that many might have problems imaging God working–as He so often does–on a MICRO level: one-on-one, personal, unique; employing His unlimited power to aid and assist a single person, in what most refer to as a “miracle.”
Often, even the person who benefited from such a miracle has a hard time giving proper credit to God. There is something which compels the average person to search for a reason BEYOND GOD for the cause of the miraculous.
Perhaps most know how the world treats those who claim to be beneficiaries of a miracle from God.
The world is quick to label ANYONE who considers a miracle from God to have taken place.
MOST of those labels are derogatory.
A few examples are “primitive,” “simple-minded” or even “stupid.”
It seems the world also considers God–even those of the world who claim they do not believe in God–operating on a MACRO, rather than a MICRO level.
One bit of evidence of this is that there are many worldly men who still refer to storms, earthquakes and tornadoes as an “act of God.” IN FACT, in much of the English-speaking world, an act of God is ingrained in the legal system.
In legal usage throughout the English-speaking world, an act of God[1] is a natural hazard outside human control, such as an earthquake or tsunami, for which no person can be held responsible.
Yet, many who still use the term “act of God‘ in a legal sense fail miserably to comprehend when the act of God strikes closer to home and DOES NOT refer to a disaster.
Man’s–particularly MODERN man’s–inability to grasp God’s desire to show Himself on a personal level could be considered a modern “failure of imagination.”
What else to call man’s refusal to attribute the things of God to God Himself?
And to all who believe that God only works on a sweeping MACRO level: what is a nation or kingdom or civilization but a collection of many individual men?
May Be Habit Forming
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“Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)
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“Sunday is the AFC Championship game between the Patriots and the Jaguars. But Tom Brady injured his hand. People said, “What happened?” He said, “You know that new ax-throwing bar?”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)
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FOUR YEARS AGO
NEW AGE LEADERS GIVE A BOOST TO THE PRE-TRIBULATION RAPTURE DECEPTION
The flesh-indulging deception of the pre-tribulation rapture (which claims that those in the end times too scared to stand up for Jesus will somehow be whisked to heaven while those willing to die for Jesus are “losers” who are “left behind.”) might not have any support in the Bible, but it has plenty of support among the deceptive leaders of the New Age movement.
“The people who leave the planet during the time of Earth changes do not fit in here any longer, and they are stopping the harmony of Earth. When the time comes that perhaps 20 million people leave the planet at one time there will be a tremendous shift in consciousness for those who are remaining.”
–Barbara Marciniak, Bringers of the Dawn
Another woman, a channeler of a space alien she calls “Ashtar,” claims aliens will use energy beams to bring about a Great Evacuation.
Those who nervously cling to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception will use New Agers’ testimonies as “proof” to validate their fantasies over the clear teachings of the Bible.
These New Age fables give aid and support to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception. In fact, the ONLY group boosting the yarn of the pre-tribulation rapture more than false, apostate teachers is the New Age.
Why would the New Age help to publicly promote the idea of a pre-tribulation rapture?
Call it a professional courtesy between two groups with similar goals.
But perhaps something darker looms?
Perhaps there will be a culling of the herd?
Perhaps the disappearance of “perhaps 20 million” might be explained away by a tale which has been told and retold for the past 50 years?
Of course, the Bible is clear when the gathering together of God’s people takes place.
“But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.”
–Mark 13:24-27
In the parallel account in Matthew 24:31, Jesus adds: “And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet,”
So, Jesus is in the clouds (at His Second Coming, NOT His Third or Fourth): he sends His angels to gather together His elect with a great sound of a trumpet, the angels gather, then take His elect to meet Jesus, who’s waiting in the clouds.
Wonder what that’s all about?
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The Foolish Ways of the Wicked
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American greeting card stores shredded amid retail struggles
Study warns drinking 2% milk may significantly speed up aging – One of the most effective warnings in our modern culture is that a product might make one look older.
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“Professional race car driver Danica Patrick is dating again, after breaking up with her previous boyfriend, a NASCAR driver. When asked why that relationship didn’t work out, Patrick explained, “We were just going in circles.”
–-Conan (2018)
TODAY’S “FEUDS”
Everyone LOVES to hear and see DRAMA, right?
And what is more dramatic than an apparent feud among the beautiful people, right?
Particularly if the “feud” is between celebrities, politicos or royal nabobs?
Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) has always had a problem: what to do when too many of the rich and celebrated have NOTHING “newsworthy” to do. When the media gets tired of reporting what the rich and celebrated are wearing, they turn to the tried-and-true method of of fake “feuds” to generate cheap, plastic “news.” One popular singer’s entire marketing campaign over the years seems to have been based on engaging in one “feud” after another. But, as the “victims” appear to be primarily the singer’s “fans,” it’s hard to get too worked up over the ruse.
Sports, politics and celebrity culture, European royalty–wherever the rich and celebrated congregate: these are the arenas where readers can most often find stories of “feuds.”
Oh–and pro wrestling…
One can depend on those who labor for the mystery of iniquity to act, in not only an EVIL manner, but also in a very repetitive one as well.
Case in point: when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.
Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder,
“Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan?
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Choosing a Life of Torment and Affliction
DO NOT TEMPT GOD
“Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shalWl give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.”
–Matthew 4:1,5-7
Based on a fairly recent discussion, there appears to be some confusion concerning the Bible’s warning to “not tempt the LORD thy God.”
A question was asked, “How can someone tempt God? What can a man have that God doesn’t have? I don’t understand.”
It was then explained that “tempt God” means “put God to the test.”
DO NOT TEST OR TRY GOD.
The following example was then given.
One does not climb to the top of a tall building and say “I’m going to throw myself off of this building. God, save me.”
That is testing God–and it does not work out favorably for the person putting God to the test.
Putting God to the test ACTUALLY demonstrates a lack of faith on the part of the person testing God.
In effect, it is saying to God, “Show me your power.” Which is NEVER a good thing to say to God.
God is NOT a familiar spirit who demonstrates His power to the faithless because someone wants to see a parlor trick.
Do not tempt the LORD.
“Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.”
–Deuteronomy 6:16
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Mystery after 3 young kids found dead in Phoenix home
“Anytime you have 3 children that are deceased … in that aspect, it is suspicious.”
California man allegedly rammed into another vehicle intentionally, killing 3 teens, police say – Cars don’t kill people: people kill people.
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Snickers teases its Super Bowl LIV’s commercial with Guinness World Record candy bar that weighs 4,728 POUNDS – That’s almost 2 1/2 tons of Snickers…
More Fries, Please!
===EARTHQUAKES/WEATHER/PESTILENCE
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China’s contagious killer virus comes to the US: American man in his 30s is hospitalized in Washington state with SARS-like coronavirus after visiting Wuhan, CDC says
First case of deadly China virus identified in U.S.
U.N. Panel Rules People Fleeing Climate Change Have Rights
Greta Thunberg: ‘Nothing has been done’ to tackle the climate crisis – IF Greta Thunberg did not exist, she would have been invented.
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“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
–H.L. Mencken
Who turned up the temperature? Climate change, heatwaves and wildfires
“Climate change” is responsible for almost ANYTHING!
IF it is hot, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”
IF it is cold, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”
IF it is dry, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”
IF it is wet, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”
“Heads I win, tails you lose.”
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“I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.”
–P. J. O’Rourke
…and now that it’s cleaner and more clear, the elite spin their fables, trying to create fear over “climate change.”
Let’s Go Back to Calling It Global Warming
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MEDIA NARRATIVES ALERT
“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.
The Corporate Media
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“American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.”
― H.L. Mencken
“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”
“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press
“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it.”
—Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda
“Journalists” are story-tellers. Nothing more, nothing less. Sometimes, there is an element of truth in their stories, but truth is not a requirement of what they do.
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
–Adolf Hitler, Propaganda, the Big Lie and Adolf Hitler: 20 Hitler Quotes on Propaganda
Survivor of cult ceremony that killed seven people in Panama reveals she was blindfolded and beaten with a Bible while her nine-year-old daughter was decapitated
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San Diego researcher discovers ‘dancing dragon’ fossil – Interesting name…
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European Space Agency facility makes oxygen out of moon dust
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FOUR YEARS AGO
DONALD TRUMP: THE LIBERAL’S LIBERAL
Once upon a time, not long ago, Donald Trump donated much money to Hillary Clinton (who is Donald Trump’s cousin), a person he professed to admire and like (at least this is what he stated in published interviews).
Trump also reliably supported all the trendy liberal causes: abortion, immigration, legalizing drugs, gun control.
Not long ago, Trump was more liberal than Barack Obama.
THEN, it was time for Donald Trump to be selected as president–as a Republican.
Out the door went his old professions and in came a whole new worldview–at least that’s what he told the many who watch the Corporate Media.
But has Donald Trump really changed? Or is he merely mouthing words, as he once did while heading a TV series?
Anyone who watches the actions of President Donald Trump will have to admit he talks a good game.
The media is up in arms over what he says, right? Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is carrying out his promises?
It appears the Corporate Media is dead-set against Donald Trump, right? Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is a conservative?
Actually, anyone who keeps track of President Donald Trump notices a very large gap between what Trump says and the actions he takes while president.
The many ways in which Donald Trump was once a liberal’s liberal – Including donating $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation.
He loved Hillary Clinton; now he thinks she’s the worst. He was very much in favor of abortion rights before he opposed them. And he might be running as a Republican today, but he was once a registered Democrat who called for legalizing drugs, a massive one-time 14.25 percent tax on the wealthy and staying out of wars that didn’t present a “direct threat” to the U.S. In many ways, he’s been to the left of Clinton and even Bernie Sanders on some issues.
Donald Trump is not the first of his class to pull the old switcheroo; many others have done it.
Ronald Reagan did it.
That is not surprising: the political leaders of the USA come from a very, very small pool of rich and celebrated personages. This pool is so small, all in it are related to each other.
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MORE
While not all are publicly rich when they enter politics, ALL are rich upon leaving it.
What is surprising: that so many are willing to entertain the thought “Perhaps Donald Trump really did change.”
Like so many others who have come before him, watch what Donald Trump DOES, not what he SAYS.
FIVE YEARS AGO
GIVING ALMS
Few can rival the leaders of the tares for pretend almsgiving.
Mike Huckabee Announces National Day of Service – Another pretend program from a pretend Christian for pretend Christians.
ALMS: or almsgiving involves giving to others as an act of virtue, either materially or in the sense of providing capabilities (e.g. education) for free.
“Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. “
—Matthew 6:2
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SIX YEARS AGO
PARAPROSDOKIANS
Paraprosdokians – One of this writer’s favorite figures of speech.
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
A personal favorite: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Another: “If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
—Groucho Marx
FOUR YEARS AGO
THE POPE AND THE POOR
The pope loves to talk.
Pope to Davos Leaders: Automation Will Lead to ‘Drastic Reduction’ in Jobs – Fear the robot!
Predictably, to world leaders, Francis talks about the poor.
This pope guy sure talks a good game about the poor. IF ONLY he had access to any large amounts of money he could give to the poor to help alleviate their situation…
IF ONLY he had the resources to offer more than just words..
IF ONLY there was some guidance for this “pope of the poor“…
“Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.”
–Matthew 19:21
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