End Times Prophecy Headlines: January 22-24, 2021

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January 22-24, 2021



“And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.”
Matthew 24:4

NEWS“The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky


SPAIN: At least 2 dead in building collapse after massive explosion rocks Madrid

CHINA: Beijing enters partial lockdown after two cases of the British Covid-19 variant are detected

RUSSIA: Russia Says Better Ties With U.S. Up to Biden

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WORLD: Super-infectious UK COVID strain has spread to at least 60 different countries, World Health Organization says

WORLD: World hopes for renewed cooperation under new US president – Who would have EVER guessed that so many have placed so much faith for the future in corrupt career politician Joe Biden?

Of course, who would have EVER guessed that a corrupt second-rate TV reality performer would be selected as US president?

WORLD:  Queen and the Pope lead world leaders in congratulating Biden: EU chief hails ‘the moment we’ve all been waiting for’, Merkel welcomes ‘new chapter’ and France’s Macron can’t resist a climate change dig at Trump 

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1383 days until Election Day 2024

Days left in Joe Biden’s Term: 1459

“Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
–H. L. Mencken

SATAN’S MOUTHPIECE: The Corporate Media

Biden pledges to steady the nation: ‘My whole soul is in this’ – Hmmm…

Politicians are usually rumored to have no souls.

Kamala Harris sworn in as nation’s first female vice president – Americans have ALWAYS been suckers for ANYTHING the media labels, “historic.”

“Meet the new boss…same as the old boss.”
–The Who, Won’t get fooled again

Bidens quickly fire White House chief usher installed by Trump

Wake up, Bill! Former President Clinton, 74, appears to nod off during inauguration – Though the Corporate Media tried its best to portray the Inauguaration event as the Ultimate LoveFest, it was a bit of a snoozer.

“Doctors are saying the result of President Trump’s physical revealed that he is borderline obese. In fairness, he did promise us growth.”
–Conan (2018)

“Recently, the president promised to hand out his fake news awards to the most corrupt and dishonest media. Trump continually complains that coverage by the mainstream media is negative. And that is true, of course it’s been negative — when you cover a train wreck you don’t give equal time to the train.”
–-Jimmy Kimmel (2018)

Donald Trump Prophecy?

“Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.”
-—P.J. O’Rourke

QUOTES: A Few Thoughts on Voting

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Winston Churchill

Others might insist that a five-minute conversation with one of the political puppets is the best argument against democracy.

Things of This World: Faith and Trust in Politics

“But actually, he thought as he readjusted the Ministry of Plenty’s figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connection with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connection that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of time you were expected to make them up out of your head.”
–On changing government statistics – George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

POLLS: Another Way to Lie

Do you believe the media? Then why do you believe their lying polls?

“Political campaigns today are all side shows, all honors, all bombast, glitter, and speeches. These are for the most part unrelated to the main business of studying the party scientifically, of supplying the public with party, candidate, platform, and performance, and selling the public these ideas and products.”
Edward Bernays, Propaganda (1928)

POLLS: The Fiction of Polls and Public Opinion

“There is no public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
–Winston Churchill

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“But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.”
John 20:31

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
-–Romans 1:16power-of-salvation-the-gospel-of-Jesus-Christ


“Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time. ”
1 Corinthians 15:1-8

“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.”
-—1 Corinthians 1:18-19

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Biden stands at the feet of the Lincoln Memorial with Jill, Kamala and his grandkids and challenges America to unify and ‘meet the moment’ at star-studded inauguration concert led by Tom Hanks

Pelosi is not in US Marshals Service custody

Democrats take control of the Senate as Kamala Harris swears in Georgia winners Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff and her own replacement Alex Padilla – giving her the casting vote in 50-50 tie

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
–Franklin D. Roosevelt

Ivanka weeps over her father’s final speech as President – as her siblings hold back tears at Andrews farewell

“The U.K. just appointed its first-ever “Minister of Loneliness.” Even worse, she’s the only person in the world with that job.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

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To the pure, all things are pure.

The flesh-indulging deception of the pre-tribulation rapture (which claims that those in the end times too scared to stand up for Jesus will somehow be whisked to heaven while those willing to die for Jesus are “losers” who are “left behind.”) might not have any support in the Bible, but it has plenty of support among the deceptive leaders of the New Age movement.

“The people who leave the planet during the time of Earth changes do not fit in here any longer, and they are stopping the harmony of Earth. When the time comes that perhaps 20 million people leave the planet at one time there will be a tremendous shift in consciousness for those who are remaining.”
–Barbara Marciniak, Bringers of the Dawn

Another woman, a channeler of a space alien she calls “Ashtar,” claims aliens will use energy beams to bring about a Great Evacuation.

Those who nervously cling to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception will use New Agers’ testimonies as “proof” to validate their fantasies over the clear teachings of the Bible.

These New Age fables give aid and support to the unbiblical pre-tribulation rapture deception. In fact, the ONLY group boosting the yarn of the pre-tribulation rapture more than false, apostate teachers is the New Age.

Why would the New Age help to publicly promote the idea of a pre-tribulation rapture?

Call it a professional courtesy between two groups with similar goals.

But perhaps something darker looms?

Perhaps there will be a culling of the herd?

Perhaps the disappearance of “perhaps 20 million” might be explained away by a tale which has been told and retold for the past 50 years?

Of course, the Bible is clear when the gathering together of God’s people takes place.

“But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.”
–Mark 13:24-27

In the parallel account in Matthew 24:31,  Jesus adds: “And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet,”

So, Jesus is in the clouds (at His Second Coming, NOT His Third or Fourth): he sends His angels to gather together His elect with a great sound of a trumpet, the angels gather, then take His elect to meet Jesus, who’s waiting in the clouds.

Wonder what that’s all about?

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“Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up.”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

“Sunday is the AFC Championship game between the Patriots and the Jaguars. But Tom Brady injured his hand. People said, “What happened?” He said, “You know that new ax-throwing bar?”
–-Jimmy Fallon (2018)

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believe first

“But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.”
–Hebrews 11:6

One almost NEVER knows what will cause consternation among the readers.

A few days ago, while expounding upon “Saved By God’s Mercy (Grace),” the following statement apparently stirred up a commotion among some readers.

“Having faith and believing are prerequisites to being saved–not salvation itself.”

The statement was made while commenting about the deceptive practice of begging people to “make a decision for Christ.”

NO ONE makes a ‘decision for Christ.’

“Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.”
–John 15:16

A great many apparently feel that IF they say “I believe” out loud, that is quite enough and they are now eternally saved, thank you very much.

Apparently, many believe that God will get lonely in heaven and needs to welcome anyone who SAYS they have faith and believe.

The Bible is very clear: one must believe in his heart in order to be saved.

His whole heart.

“That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
–Romans 10:9

What does it mean to ‘believe in the heart?’

To believe in your heart means to believe apart from your mind and your body. Thinking is of the mind; believing is of the heart. Believing in your heart means believing independent of what your five physical senses may indicate.
What does it mean to Believe in Your Heart?

When the Ethiopian eunuch asked Philip ‘what hindered him [the eunuch] from being baptized,’ Philip told the eunuch:

“And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.”
–Acts 8:37

It is not enough to merely claim “I believe.”

It is not enough to merely claim “I have faith.”

One must SINCERELY believe with all thy heart FIRST.

THEN, if one’s faith and belief are true, one will achieve eternal salvation.

Sincere, true belief and faith are pre-requisites, as belief and faith come first, THEN, God in His great mercy will grant eternal salvation.

Saying “I believe” is NOT eternal salvation.

BELIEVING is eternal salvation.

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“Professional race car driver Danica Patrick is dating again, after breaking up with her previous boyfriend, a NASCAR driver. When asked why that relationship didn’t work out, Patrick explained, “We were just going in circles.”
–-Conan (2018)


Everyone LOVES to hear and see DRAMA, right?

And really: what is more exciting than manufactured drama?

And what is more dramatic than an apparent feud among the beautiful people, right?

Particularly if the “feud” is between celebrities, politicos or royal nabobs?

IN FACT, the rich and celebrated almost never disagree: they engage in feuds–sometimes for decades after they have ceased being celebrated for anything else.

What would the beautiful people do with themselves if not for their never-ending feuds?

Satan’s Mouthpiece (the Corporate Media) has always had a problem: what to do when too many of the rich and celebrated have NOTHING “newsworthy” to do. When the media gets tired of reporting what the rich and celebrated are wearing, they turn to the tried-and-true method of of fake “feuds” to generate cheap, plastic “news.”

One popular singer’s entire marketing campaign over the years seems to have been based on engaging in one “feud” after another. But, as the “victims” appear to be primarily the singer’s “fans,” it’s hard to get too worked up over the ruse.

Sports, politics and celebrity culture, European royalty–wherever the rich and celebrated congregate: these are the arenas where readers can most often find stories of “feuds.

Oh–and pro wrestling…

One can depend on those who labor for the mystery of iniquity to act, in not only an EVIL manner, but also in a very repetitive one as well.

Case in point: when two followers of Satan are working together, one of the first things they do is establish that they 1-do not like each other; 2- they hate each other; or, 3- are fighting against one another.

Democrats and Republicans, Russia and the USA, members of the same family who toil together for evil ends, famous celebrities who are “feuding” with each other: it happens so often, one occasionally has to wonder, “Does Satan have a university or school where he teaches his followers these tricks?”
—-University of Satan

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Donald Trump prophecy?

Once upon a time, not long ago, Donald Trump donated much money to Hillary Clinton (who is Donald Trump’s cousin), a person he professed to admire and like (at least this is what he stated in published interviews).

Trump also reliably supported all the trendy liberal causes: abortion, immigration, legalizing drugs, gun control.

Not long ago, Trump was more liberal than Barack Obama.

THEN, it was time for Donald Trump to be selected as president–as a Republican.

Out the door went his old professions and in came a whole new worldview–at least that’s what he told the many who watch the Corporate Media.

But has Donald Trump really changed?  Or is he merely mouthing words, as he once did while heading a TV series?

Anyone who watches the actions of President Donald Trump will have to admit he talks a good game.

The media is up in arms over what he says, right?  Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is carrying out his promises?

It appears the Corporate Media is dead-set against Donald Trump, right? Isn’t that a reliable way to judge whether Donald Trump is a conservative?

Actually, anyone who keeps track of President Donald Trump notices a very large gap between what Trump says and the actions he takes while president.

The many ways in which Donald Trump was once a liberal’s liberal – Including donating $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation.

He loved Hillary Clinton; now he thinks she’s the worst. He was very much in favor of abortion rights before he opposed them. And he might be running as a Republican today, but he was once a registered Democrat who called for legalizing drugs, a massive one-time 14.25 percent tax on the wealthy and staying out of wars that didn’t present a “direct threat” to the U.S. In many ways, he’s been to the left of Clinton and even Bernie Sanders on some issues.

Donald Trump is not the first of his class to pull the old switcheroo; many others have done it.

Ronald Reagan did it.

That is not surprising: the political leaders of the USA come from a very, very small pool of rich and celebrated personages. This pool is so small, all in it are related to each other.

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While not all are publicly rich when they enter politics, ALL are rich upon leaving it.

What is surprising: that so many are willing to entertain the thought “Perhaps Donald Trump really did change.”

Like so many others who have come before him, watch what Donald Trump DOES, not what he SAYS.

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Washington becomes the first state to offer HUMAN composting services instead of traditional burials to allow loved ones to be turned into mulch for trees

‘Total invasion’ Swarm of 17-year Cicadas projected to emerge in Tennessee this year

Georgia voters feel ‘betrayed’ after $2,000 relief checks supported by state’s new Democratic senators shrink to $1,400 supplements in Biden plan – There will be 100 + 1 reasons why stimulus checks can’t be sent out to folks.

BUT, if the government was going to send out court orders to stay home and lockdown, it would be done TOMORROW.

“A funeral home in Canada is reportedly under investigation after they cremated the wrong woman’s body. Even after she told them, “Stop! I’m the wrong woman!”
–Seth Meyers (2018)

Wisconsin Nursing Home Believed to be First in U.S. to Fire Staff for Refusing Experimental COVID Injections – (h/t:KJ)

Planned Parenthood fights report that Missouri has become first abortion-free state, but numbers dwindling

California becomes first state to hit THREE MILLION COVID-19 cases as America tries to get a hold on FIVE variants of Super-Covid’ – but hospitalizations have fallen by 8.5% in two weeks – From its beginning, coronavirus has been a disease marked chiefly by its ever-increasing BIG NUMBERS.

Which the media joyfully splashes onto EVERY news story about COVID-19.

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“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
–H.L. Mencken

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Climate change” is responsible for almost ANYTHING!

IF it is hot, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is cold, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is dry, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

IF it is wet, scientists claim it to be “climate change.”

“Heads I win, tails you lose.”

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“I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.”
–P. J. O’Rourke

…and now that it’s cleaner and more clear, the elite spin their fables, trying to create fear over “climate change.”

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“How can the reader know when the Corporate Media is lying to him (never mind the fact that the media is Satan’s Mouthpiece and Satan is the father of lies)? One easy way to tell is the use of “Why” and “How” in the headlines of an article. When the reader sees “Why?” or “How?” in the headline–occasionally “What” is used–that which follows will be a fairy tale, a narrative, a bedtime story spun by the media for the benefit of the media’s master. “Why” usually denotes an on-going narrative; “How” signifies a story line which explains past events. Not all narratives begin with “How” or “Why.” However, the most in-your-face, over-the-top ones usually do. ALL political “news” is narrative.

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“American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.”
H.L. Mencken

“Things are never quite what they seem. Events are seldom close to how the media and history portray them.”

“It is a free press…There are laws to protect the freedom of the press’s speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.”
–Mark Twain, speech: License of the Press

“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it.”
Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Minister of Propaganda

Journalists” are story-tellers. Nothing more, nothing less. Sometimes, there is an element of truth in their stories, but truth is not a requirement of what they do.

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”
–Adolf Hitler, Propaganda, the Big Lie and Adolf Hitler: 20 Hitler Quotes on Propaganda

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Few can rival the leaders of the tares for pretend almsgiving.

Mike Huckabee Announces National Day of Service – Another pretend program from a pretend Christian for pretend Christians.

ALMS: or almsgiving involves giving to others as an act of virtue, either materially or in the sense of providing capabilities (e.g. education) for free.

“Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. “
Matthew 6:2

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IT'S A JOKE:The mystery of iniquity's patented smokescreen.

Paraprosdokians – One of this writer’s favorite figures of speech.

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

A personal favorite: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

Another: “If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
Groucho Marx



Westboro Baptist plugs the pope

The pope loves to talk.

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Predictably, to world leaders, Francis talks about the poor.

This pope guy sure talks a good game about the poor. IF ONLY he had access to any large amounts of money he could give to the poor to help alleviate their situation…

IF ONLY he had the resources to offer more than just  words..

IF ONLY there was some guidance for this “pope of the poor“…

“Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.”
–Matthew 19:21


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